Kid Dynamite

Also, i wish someone would tell him to speed his fucking songs up

Like it or loath it, it worked. First half was the best astmospehere weve had in a long time and the Pompey players couldnt string 2 passes together the first 10 mins

I don't know how you can say that with such certainty when he's played a big role in getting Spurs out of a relegation fight - which they were in without a doubt. Also, you say people should lay off Jonas yet you have a go at Modric for not settling straight away (or words to that effect). Admittedly Spurs' footballing style and team are superior to ours, which obviously helps. It was more for Dannys effect tbh

Thought Duff was one of better players in the first half yesterday. Glad to see Shearer learnt everything he knows from his predecessors about bringing players back from injury too early

Good tbh. We have enough overpaid mercenaries in our squad. If you think he would have scrapped hard last night in the pissy wet on a cold night in the north east you want your head examining. Challenging for Europe hes a good player. Fighting relegation ive no doubt hed have about as much heart as Owen

Hardly. Hes was gash for spurs until a few weeks ago

Jonas gets far too much stick. Its his first season in the Premier League and hes the only player ive even remotely enjoyed watching this year. He never goes hiding, does more defending than the majority of our defence and skins full backs time and time again. Hes in the Argentinian First XI FFS

As silly as it sounds, 2 wins, 37 points could be more than enough for safety this year, maybe even 35 points with Boro and Hulls run ins

Butt wasnt great but Owen was worse. Guthries and Smiths passing was horrific too. Carroll did more in 20 mins than Owens managed this year

You get joy out of losing to a wrong decision

I dont think ive ever posted a message about a lass im fucking and the trouble im having cos another lass i once fucked is back, and if i really want to fuck her il just click my fingers and wel fuck, but will i feel guilty for fucking her? By the way, in case you hadnt guessed, im cool and fuck girls. All the time.

Nice demoralising defeat to the bottom team for the SMBs there

Not clever enough to not get caught cheating!

I think we cleared that one up long ago She did all the chasing and was huffed when I blew her out. I love your modesty fish.

Since when do you sit in Level 7? Since I couldnt afford £550 to sit in Leazes end again

Craig, youre in the minority here

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-ADIDAS-NUFC-NEWC...A1%7C240%3A1318 £20 cheaper than on subside

My weight tends to fluctuate between being 12 1/2 stone and fit or 13 stone with moobs. Half a stone makes all the difference for some reason

Thats a load of cliched bollocks. The fact theyve had relegation experience is down to them being shit for the last 35 games of the season at another club. Just cos someone has been relegated doesnt make them a better player than someone who hasnt, its the contrary if anything

My mates brag that they do 100 reps on the weights. If you can do more than 15 reps its not heavy enough tbh! Girls do 100 reps to tone their thighs The same lads boast that they can bench 100kg on the machine. They dont realise that by pushing their back into the seat and their feet into the floor its more like 60k and if they tried 100kg of free weights their arms would most likely snap!

My apologies if that wasnt what was inferred, I was thrown by the sheer amount of big cock jokes that seem to come my way over something I never said

Not as funny as the mental torture hel suffer as he keeps his secret to himself for years to come about his forgotten bum raping

Butt over Nolan everytime for me

And you know this how?

Its only a hoof up the arse