Kid Dynamite

erm . . . no

Shearers comments yesterday suggest he looks a totally different player in training than he does on the big stage. If we win our 3 home games wel be on 39/40 points. Is that enough to stay up this year?

Im confused Either something was going on and now you look like a soft shite for shaking his hand for it . . . . or nothing was going on and you look like a dick for giving him a mafioso speech over nowt? Also, why is your missus prepping him on not avoiding eye contact? Is she giving him pointers on how not to look guilty?

Hey! It's a good damn thing I'm a strong swimmer... He's right though. Aside from the random Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or that crazy ass Creationist museum for a laugh, there really isn't much here in the mid-west. You're much better off staying along the coasts. Be a lot of driving involved too which is something folks from across the pond can't always get their head around. For the most part, if one of us tells you it takes 12 hours to drive somewhere, we mean it. That 12 hours is you driving, primarily at interstate speeds, and little else. Not stopping to arse about for a couple hours at some town, then driving some more, etc. You don't want to fly all the way over here then spending it driving. If you're in big metropolitan areas you might run across a few people who've heard of Kurdistan, but most people will just nod and classify you as foreign and leave it at that. Or a few like me might ask you if that's near Kazakhstan since Borat was kind of big over here. If you make it to Florida, check out the Ripley's near Jacksonville and be sure you do the exhibit where you check out whether you're in the 5% of people who can do odd things with their face like touch their tongue to the tip of their nose. Its a lot more fun driving in America though. I did a couple of 15 hour drives but the weather, the huge lanes, the decent radio stations and the ever changing scenery makes it a lot more fun than driving down the A1 for 6 hours looking at the bumper of the car in front.

Hey! It's a good damn thing I'm a strong swimmer... He's right though. Aside from the random Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or that crazy ass Creationist museum for a laugh, there really isn't much here in the mid-west. You're much better off staying along the coasts. Be a lot of driving involved too which is something folks from across the pond can't always get their head around. For the most part, if one of us tells you it takes 12 hours to drive somewhere, we mean it. That 12 hours is you driving, primarily at interstate speeds, and little else. Not stopping to arse about for a couple hours at some town, then driving some more, etc. You don't want to fly all the way over here then spending it driving. If you're in big metropolitan areas you might run across a few people who've heard of Kurdistan, but most people will just nod and classify you as foreign and leave it at that. Or a few like me might ask you if that's near Kazakhstan since Borat was kind of big over here. If you make it to Florida, check out the Ripley's near Jacksonville and be sure you do the exhibit where you check out whether you're in the 5% of people who can do odd things with their face like touch their tongue to the tip of their nose. Its a lot more fun driving in America though. I did a couple of 15 hour drives but the weather, the huge lanes, the decent radio stations and the ever changing scenery makes it a lot more fun than driving down the A1 for 6 hours looking at the bumper of the car in front.

Im not sure why we keep leaving the Argie international and fans favourite Jonas on the bench and playing the likes of Duff and Nolan instead? Same goes with Carrol and Ameobi tbh

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Marco will prepare the noose for him . . .

Not fake, very real, unfortunately she had a reduction. Jimbo, this girls has been bugging me for a few days. I am sure I recognise her but dont know where from. Is she from this end of the woods or your end. she looks like a yank

Im going to do a Stevie-ism here and tell you, you really are a boring cunt fish

Probably gave you the 'special' fare

I did it through MLS camps. 3 months working in a school near new york coaching the kids teams then 3 months touring the southern states in a different city each week doing summer camps. Flights, cars and petrol paid for and accomodation was free with the familys of the kids I was coaching. If you can be arsed to do your level 1 coaching badge its a good way of seeing the states for free. No guarantee as to where you get placed though. Some lucky gits get to spend 3 months in Hawaii!!

£85? Need the cash

Rapidly descending into the bulldogs arse half the closer I get to 30 Why do you think im getting married

Strict too on the drinking age. If you stick to both coasts then you can drive from most places in a day. Boston New York Philadelphia Washington DC Columbia Atlanta Memphis New Orlean Tampa Miami Key West Some of the more out of the way places are well worth a visit. Jack Daniels distillery was brilliant in Tennessee, theres a good NASA museum in Alabama too. Heres the route I took. best 6 months of my life mate, id definately recommend it Jack Daniels Alabama Cheers Bar, Boston Graceland Showing im not really that good a football coach

Ive a feeling that half the people giving advice on here have a face like a bulldogs arse and really arent the sort of people you should be taking relationship advice from I dont see the problem, if somethings going on you need to stop being a puff and sort it out, if not then theres nothing to worry about

I wonder what MA thinks of the worlds biggest and most successful club being £500million in debt. So much for us making it into the top 6 on £20mil a year

Some of the presenters are canny, some are hideous. Ronny Irani and Jeremy Kyle to name just 2

I was also at the reserves match and thought Carrol and Ranger were great together. Ranger is a very shearer-esque player. Not sure which match you were watching?

For a team full of £12-15mil players you are in a horrendous league position. Bent Modric Bentley Keane Roman Palacious Defoe Not to mention the rest that were getting on for £10mil each Woodgate Hutton Corluka Bale etc etc At least when Newcastle were splashing that sort of cash we had some champions league football to enjoy. Weve finished 2nd, 2nd, 3rd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th. How does Spurs record compare?

do you know how much of a cunt you sound referring to yourself like that all the time. Kid Dynamite thinks Fop should stop turning every thread into a thread about Fop

Im glad weve got it in writing that hes posted his last post on this board. He gave me plenty of grief for saying that once and he might be doing it twice

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=23545

im sure I said this the day he signed and got laughed off the board