Kid Dynamite

We are a week behind so a few less spoilers please

Jonas might get a game now

Its not even meant to be tongue in cheek you nob. Your sitting at home reading that shit thinking its satire

He wasnt in the form he is now before

They are all up their own arses! Alan would probably prefer it for one of them to turn up and say 'Knackerjob there fucked up. Hes a twat as well so id give him the boot Alan'

The only plums are the losers who read that shit

He was covering there though wasnt he! And its not like he hasnt played there before. Hes hit a purple patch so why not exploit it?

I wouldnt lose any sleep over it Dave

Taylor's best form has come at right-back though. He's yet to prove he's less of a liability than Coloccini is at centre half though this season. He saved 2 goals last week in a CB position. After Colos extra special tackle I would definately give him a bash there

Bought some new sticks and buttons for my Arcade and tidied it up a bit

Id drop Colo for Taylor

Wel never see times like that again. If our manager spoke to a player like that theyd be straight on the phone to their agent cos he was being nasty to them!

Both in pretty much new condition. Hardly used either since i got them. £100 the set?

My folks bought it for me a few years back and its got a COA with it. Ive got a signed shirt on the wall though and this is just sitting gathering dust in the cupboard. £50 ono? Cost double that unfortunately will post pics later

Aye its had its settings changed now

Jesus - why the fuck not? Are you ashamed or something? Just like being at school! And FWIW I voted (truthfully) 4-7 with the actual number being 4. pretty much tbh I wasnt fussy when I was younger

Stallone should sue for the productions on that trailer!!! Hes led a similar life to Gazza, all the talent but no-one to keep him in line.

I voted truthfully but im not saying on here. Thats just asking for trouble

Its a white T shirt with the england badge on Its £50 apparently too

edit - well that failed miserably. You can make some pretty funny vids but I cant seem to embed the code?

If we do I might invest in a spartans season ticket

Are you actually keeping up this charade to make a point. Anyone else on this page can back me up. Youtube videos have a big play button in the middle. This one has a picture of the tackle on the front. The only way you can get what you posted is to press play and then pause. Get a life man

Do the words Fracture du Tibia mean nothing to you!?!? The still on the front of the vid kinda gives it away Really? Aye, mine does that if I pause it just after ive pressed play too Otherwise it has a big play button in the middle with a still of the tackle Good try though, the red buffered line kinda gives it away too

Il ring Shearer and ask him . . . . . . hes me mate ya knaa

Cant believe no-one has said Ashley Cole. Nearly crashed his car when Arsenal offered him £60kpw. Cheated on the fittest geordie in history. And gives men blow jobs. Allegedly.