Kid Dynamite

I wouldnt put it past Ashley to do a trick like that

I think he meant the map pack. Ive got them, mainly for the extra zombie level

Do the words Fracture du Tibia mean nothing to you!?!? The still on the front of the vid kinda gives it away

Messi just scored a cracker for Barca. Easily the best player in the world atm. Best dribbler since another Argie 20years ago

The booklet they send you is stupidly long winded and confusing. Do you have to include your old passport when you send it back?

Colo's 'ghost' slide tackle was immense

Ready made excuse for lack of transfers in the summer. Ive never heard of Mr Dix either

Ah but its in the sale, £150 reduced from . . . . . . . . . . £150

The only downside is that some of the more obscure bands i like arent on there

Both of them! For all Geremi cant beat his first man, RT hit every ball over the last man yesterday!

At 3-1 we showed no heart whatsoever

Owen and Shola had a smiliar effect. Ryan Taylor had a shitter, id have brought Jonas on for him before he even got moved to RB

Cant possibly be worse than the cunt who sits behind me. He bellows at the top of his voice all game how shit every single newcastle player is whilst getting redder and redder. Even on the rare occasion one of our players plays well. I thought he was going to explode when Shola came on. Fortunately I sit next to 2 of benwells finest and every match they have to be restrained from lamping him. If we go down im hoping they give him a good kicking at the last home game!

Using it. Cant see it being long before its banned

Its an advert

I wonder if the NUSC will still want to make a meaningful connection with the board and work together in harmony when we go down. I think i preferred them when they were a rabble of angry fans trying to force MA out

People can slate Taylor for his plastic geordie status all they want but hes been one of our best players the last few games. If more of the team gave a similar effort we wouldt be in the bottom 3

Well we soon sorted this today. And Barton is no better than Nolan, Guthrie, Butt or any other of the slow, one dimensional players we have at the club. Dont kid yourself hes going to make any difference whatsoever to the way we play

Didnt realise De zeeuw was a doctor did his training and then played football for 13 years before going back to medicine again

Who is SB?

Hes done bot all for a year. Not sure why he should be automatic choice. If the ball isnt laid on a plate for him he doesnt want to know

Theres not one bancd on there i like

If we had the chance to make more money and see the likes of Inter, Barca, Real, Porto, Bayern, Lyon, Ajax at St James every other week id take it like. Would make us a bigger draw to players too. Apart from Europes top 8-10 clubs we could probably give the rest a decent game

If Keegan and FS were still here id probably be excited at the thought. As it is im embarrassed and theres already 101 articles on the net laughing at us over this