Kid Dynamite

Its all about GIVEITANAME07

members only bars would mean the same people in every week. You could just go down whitley bay for that.

not a fucking patch on mine man!

But how would you ever have sex again?

Hit me where it hurts why dont you. My MSPaint abilities!

oldest joke going tbh!

I was thinking more

Wrong pic man, that was cryin out for comical ali!

He told the Easyjet staff "These are my people". Gotta be april fools!

specially designed in what way? Surely in the same way every other person that played a game with a cast on had? Just admit it man. He was dropped

Blatantly adding up all the porn 10second previews into one movie.

Watched the Man U game in the pub today. Rio was through on goal when the ref blew to pull the play back for a free kick. From no more than 15yards Rio absolutely hammered the ball straight into the crowd in a strop and nearly took some poor womans head off. Didnt even get a yellow.

I spotted one yesterday actually, quite happily chatting on his mobile in oneof the police dog vans

Lampard is playing for chelsea tonight by the way. Must have fast healing bones!

The correct term is near or drivers side. Drivers side for me. But the drivers side IS the nearest

Judith, i always thought Walliver was a bloke!

That would be the good old wrist brace with tubigrip combo! By broken im guessing they mean hairline fracture! They dont even give tubigrip out anymore. They did research on it and found out it actually served no benefit and was costing the NHS something silly like £10mil a year to hand out.

im at work thu,fri,sat,sun night though!

Saw them live last month. Suprisingly good

My loft contains a mattress, about 4 TVs, a video player, record player, keyboard, all our suitcases, bags of clothes, my mothers wedding dress, a boogie board, 2 arials and lots of other shit.

Granted Ameobi isn't anything special, but it's an undeniable fact he's played very well in the last year - at least far better than Beattie has anyway. You're talking nonsense sadly. i deny it! vehemently!

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...c=6062&st=0 Shame on you, you bandwagon jumper How fucking sad am I for remembering that btw? I guess i just made that up then! I still stand by that comment though

Thats trekkaaa. ive trained him to be a boxaaa and hes still hasnt even got proper cum comin out of him yet!

Is it not you like? "Faster dancer than you Buzzcock's? A divvent think so like?" "I knaa that's what I fuckin telt him man!" Deserves a thread of it's own that, no-one reads the youtube thread. Thats class like! Peter Kay like powers of observation