Kid Dynamite

This new shirt looks pretty similar to the black away (or was it 3rd?) kit we had around 98ish. With the collar and blue piping etc.

yeah bit at least he looks ard. I bet wacky looks like paul o grady in real life and doesnt want to shatter the illusion.

Luke, please, please, please do not become an ortho surgeon. The strangest things happen when you do and you turn into a selfish, insensitive, obnoxious, twatfaced arsehole. This is true of 95% of all orthopeadic surgeons that I've ever known I know I'm biased, but generally anaesthetists are some of the most laid-back, unflappable, competent docs that I know. There's a much greater sense of teamwork with the nursing staff etc and we're on first name terms with all of our consultants. The difference between anaesthetists and general/ortho surgeons and medics is quite amazing actually. You have a better chance of killing someone though.

When the fuck did i threaten to beat you up or Manc Mag for that matter? Lets face it you wouldn't be hard to find due the fact that your so in love with yourself you decided to post pics all over the internet and then telling us you drive a black clio with a private reg. I mean how many sad bastards can there be driving around in a clio with a P.Plate Probably got a Blyth sticker in the window as well. Maybe i should drive a huge truck like beast to take the kids to tescos like your friend SO. Or is that cool? And any pictures i posted were in dedicated 'post your pictures' threads Not that you did like. Are you pug ugly, or look like a total tart or something? You make out like you are phil mitchell! Ps. I do have a blyth sticker Not quite sure whats wrong with that though or had you just run out of things to slag off?

i missed the joke? was it the part when mags told everyone id stalked her and then went all quiet when i posted her pms and proved her slightly deluded?

I stopped reading after page 6 tbh.

This thread is the gayest in toontastics history. I thought you were dead nasty but then i met you and you were lovely You are such a bully he he, no you are he he, stop it golly we are such a bunch of jokers You guys!!!!!!

Dominican republic, 2 weeks all inclusive. Cost me a fortune but i cant wait!

So im the only one who recives genuine abuse and not just banter? Good stuff Wacky needs to be in here. Its bad enough when people threaten to beat you up on the internet. Its even worse when you are his age. And even worse than that when your a dwarf and plastic gangsta from wakkaville!

Her mothers by the sound of it!

Im still trying to work this one out Are you saying that last staurday and the saturday before your "mate" pissed the bed and next saturday he has a new "lass" staying so he doesnt want to repeat the feat? If so, does he have a time machine in an H G Wells stylee where after agreeing to her staying he remembers the previous two weeks shenanigans and therefore goes back in time two months to stop drinking and hopefully not piss himself? Not this saturday. Just 2 saturdays in a row last year. Im sure if you took your funny man hat off you would have understood that

The goths caused no harm though.

Agreed. either that or a bum raping in borstal would soon knock their cockiness out of them

Damn right! Thats one of the main reason we have the problem with charvas that we do. Theres a street near me where the police dont go unless they have 2 cars. A bloke got stun gunned in the head and left with brain damage cos he tried to shift some kids from outside his house. A few good hidings and the next time they spotted the police theyd all be running.

Harsh but his kid might be a total nightmare. Bob geldof, sharon osbourne etc. could do with taking similar action with their kids.

Aye, its going to turn into a serious problem in the years to come beacuse they turn up into the sort of dole dwelling thugs who break peoples jaws on a weekend cos they 'looked at them funny'. In the metro on saturday and the guy next to me brushed past some random who turned round in front of all the familys and kids there and screamed 'whats your fucking problem twat, il bat your fucking lips off' I think the solution would be cypriut like police. Dressed in riot gear and batter anyone that gives them lip. Rather than the current quota filled force of dwarves, women, old men and foreigners.

I must be the only person who hasnt shit himself since being a kid On a similar note, my mate pissed the bed 2 weeks running on saturday night. On the 3rd saturday night his new lass was stopping for the first time. He gave up drinking for 2 months cos he was that scared of pissing on her leg in is sleep!

Very true, a lot of sloppy passes but a good performence never the less. Dyer was a tad disappointing and perhaps Carroll should have come on a little earlier. Bramble did surprising well and so did Carr, Taylor was more than canny. I really expected we would lose but hey! this is Newcassel Got to admit thats not the impression I got at the game. Dyer, yes his passing was sloppy but otherwise I thought we played some good fluid football. And it pains me to say it but Carr was pushing for MoM I thought taylor and nobby were better. Carr fucked me off when he was practically 1 on 1 with cech and passed to chelsea instead.

flog him. I cant remember the lasttime he did anything of note on the pitch? He must be the countrys lowest scoring attacking midfielder in history! Hes good at running in circles like duff and parker though.

We should be after ferreira

1-1 half time. Rio is such an idiot. He tweaked his groin again after about 43 minutes. He spent 2minutes shaking his head just to let the crowd, cameras etc know he was injured. He then ran about for a bit. Then decided he was too hurt to move for a corner so stood completely still letting viduka in to equalize in injury time. Hes now limping off the pitch like his legs broken in 3 places. Everyone knows hel be back on tuesday. Hes such a camera hungry drama queen!

I flew to london once and was convinced i was sat next to clarkson. Turned out to be brian woolnough

CLOUT tbh

and . . . . . . think faster you hom. Sorry Mr defender, give me a second to look for someone to pass to

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