Kid Dynamite

My folks saw it 3 weeks ago in new york. Said it was canny!

6days for PES6!!!!!!!!! And tiscali is screwing around with my internet! Fuckers! Better be sorted by friday!

Anyone got the picture of henry missing at our place, on his knees with the whole crowd behind him giving him gip? Similar to the jenas one but a couple of years older.

What a pile of shite!!! £5.20 of my hard earned money at the tyneside cinema. I knew it was an arty film about 18cameras focused on zidane for a 90minute match. I was expecting to see some close ups of his wizardry on the ball, awesome first touch, dazzling skills, pinpoint passes etc. Then you realise that in a 90minute game the ball is only in play around 60mins. And of the 22 players on the pitch zidane gets around 3 or 4 minutes of the ball for the whole 90minutes of the film. And even then the fucking cameras focus on his facial expressions! He is one boring fucker too. In 90minutes the only words he utters are 'hey,hey' every few minutes, and 'you should be ashamed' at the ref when he awards a penalty against real. No calling for the ball, no encouragement of teammates, just a grumpy look and an extremely sweaty head. What a waste of 90minutes.

My mate just bought a new shape hyundai coupe for 6k . . . . . . . . . . . . with 95000 miles on the clock I dont think i could ever bring myself to spend £15-20k on a new car when you can get them half the price at 2-3 years old with 15-20000 miles on the clock.

There were a load of teenagers at a party in my street last night. Blasting out new monkey and chasing each otehr through the pensioners gardens so i spent 30mins trying to find the number on the net, finally found and rang it and it isnt in service in durham! Rang 999 instead and they told me they could do nowt about loud noise! I ended up telling them to fuck off myself and was half expecting a brick trough my window for the rest of the night

Nobby is making a difference at the minute. Ameobi is shite.

Well in my last job i was at for 6 years i didnt get paid when i was off so i tended to only stay off if really neccessary. Now i do get paid though, but i dont have the guts to drop them in the shit and leave them short staffed when most others take 2 or 3 sick days a month!!!! I get 29days holiday though which is as good as 7 weeks off cos we only do a 4day week!

aye, we were outplayed for the last 70minutes of the match. Every set piece they had they looked like scoring from!!! The stand on the far side of the pitch was class. Scaffolding with planks of wood and a plastic sheet over the top!

2,023 Turns out i knew 2 of the whitley players, coulson and robson, both from chester. What a bell end damon robson is! 4foot3 with a perma tan and an exceptionally large head. cos he was once on the books at newcastle he now thinks he is the mutts nuts. he isnt. and coulson once dropped his bike behind me mams car to deliver his papers, only for her to reverse right over it cos she couldnt see it in her mirror

Owen will love it up here. Our club worshipping him and throwing money at him, probably willing to pay him 20mil over the next 7-8 years, and all he has to do is carry on playing golf, flying his helicopter, going on hoilday and playing the odd game of football in bewteen.

you dont half talk shite sometimes mate!

I can't say I'm surprised that you - or one of a few other miserable shites - have turned a great boost and statement about the club and the area into a huge negative. But this is the sort of stuff he should have been saying a year ago. Not when hes been sitting on his arse colelcting 100k a week for months and suddenly realises that hes not wanted by arsenal, chelsea etc anymore. We were the laughing stock when he signed with his whole 'well everyone knows newcastle werent my first choice, but il give 100percent' speech, followed by his 'Im just training hard trying to get fit for england' quotes every other day whilst he was injured. So forgive me if im not jumping for joy that our £16mil signing and the clubs top earner has turned aroud after a year and a half and actually stated he wants to keep playing for us !

Whey aye!!!!! Just setting off. I tried to convince my mates to go for a full day out in the bay for the match but they think anything that isnt on skysports isnt worth watching!

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Only took him 18 months to make that lie up! Duff managed it in about 2.

I see the living end are supporting at the LTJ/Murphys gig Going to be an awesome night!

Temporarily a band 4 forensic mental health worker. But soon to be a burby, hopefully.

He left because he wanted a few more grand than we offered him. simple as that

Takes more than nice passing to make a premiership footballer tbh. He lacked pace, strength, tackling ability and a decent pair of bollocks. Fagged out. Just like Luque.

Those men have mental health problems tbh. The bloke who kept his mothers room the same since the day she died! Has anyone seen psycho!!!??

What self respecting grown man would hit a girl in the face just for a laugh!

Bare knuckle boxer. Lost to a Boston Police Officer here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CFylzfkGoQ Just goes to prove. It doesnt matter how hard you are, theres always someone harder!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gWYrX0apNY...ted&search= as is this bloke!

When he drops his fists and takes 3 punches to the face i would have run away!