Kid Dynamite

Perks of the job and all that. Her mother must be so proud

I know, i sat on at the corner flag once and it was good for the closest half of the pitch but you could see naff all on the other half. The plus point is that its on the half way line so I wouldnt have to try and see the full length of the pitch. I have some spare cash right now and im tempted cos it will get spent on shite otherwise. Anyone else got any spare tickets going?

sell sell sell!!!! But not if we replace him with Barton. There are a few players id rather get rid of first mind.

Ive been offered a ticket for next season in the milburn stand, right next to the dug out, 2 rows back. Its getting on for £600 but with the new manager and ashleys money looking like signing some decent players im considering it. Im just worried that it might be too close to the pitch and i might get a season of looking through players legs. Anyone ever sat that close to the pitch? Does it hamper the view?

Needs to practice with the lippy

If we can get 2 from davies, ben haim and hyypia i will cry! With joy!!!

Had sky 3 months now and always had a connection. no problems at all

Carragher is a better player anyway

If we can get a decent replacement they can have him. I know its early days but he doesnt look the same player to me, and unlike shearer he doesnt have the other side to his game to adapt a different playing style.

Hows he coming on with recruiting his backroom staff? I dont think we quite need the 28 he had at Bolton but I hope he manages to implement a similar structure that he had there.

4 weeks ago.. still, hes on our payroll now, time to get his arse in gear.

Hes a similar player to aaron lennon from what ive seen in the reserves. Worth a punt for a few games.

Its only a matter of time before its death by vote on TV.

Im not sure personally but i reckon PS2 online is on its way out now mate. The 360 and PS3 are the ones really pushing the online gaming these days.

How longs he been on his nollys now like!!! He left bolton about 3 month ago, get your arse back and start working

Barton is rotten to the core. If he wasnt playing football hed be behind bars. I honestly dont think there is another player i would want less at our club.

The bloke isnt going to live til 50 at this rate, cue george best esque celebrations

He has lots of proper help. I think the Hunter Davies thing about needing a good woman rings true tbh He had one. I think he hit her in the face with an iron.

Mark is that rampage jackson in your avatar? He caned Chuck on Saturday like!

Lampard has been a shadow of his former self this season and i honestly dont think they would miss him. Essien is a fantastic replacement. Id be keeping hold of terry though.

The first 3 were FS ideas to be fair.

Thats a claim of FFS proportions tbh. Hel be up shit creek if it doesnt come through

I think freddys other lung would collapse if that happened!

Look like something a jamaican market trader in peckham would wear