Kid Dynamite

finally watched clerks 2 today. bit hit and miss with some of the jokes but i pissed myself at the finale with the police turning up at the fast food place to see a man in a gimp mask sucking off a donkey, with a teenager wanking over it in the corner!

Like i pointed out before, sony last 2 'innovations' betamax and mini disc bombed terribly. Ive a feeling that the late arrival and daft price of the ps3 (£450 for the HD version) will see a lot of people leaning towards HD-DVD. The thousands of middle aged men who paid £2k for hd tvs from currys not actually knowing what they do will probably latch onto the fact that hd-dvds go with hd tvs and that you have to buy a blu ray tv to watch blu ray dvds. never underestimate the stupidity of the british middle classes!

Theyve said nowt about sacking bond either. doesnt mean it wont happen

To be fair to steve clarke like hes managed to stay as mourinhos number 2 for a few year so he must be doing something right! Lee clarke as number 2 is a farce. Anyone who has been to a reserve game can see he hangs off the edge of the dug out with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp and does very little else the whole 90mins.

what you going for? Im going for the HD-DVD simply because i already have my 360 running through an HD Scart on my folks TV and the DVD add on looks like being released soon and its only £90 in japan http://www.pro-g.co.uk/news/20-09-2006-3652.html Sonys new blu ray player is being released too and that costs $999 http://www.bestbuy.com/olspage.jsp?id=pcmc...p;type=category tough choice like!

why not use the 2 strikers we have that never get a game, rossi and luque, instead of playing an injured ameobi and a crap past it midfielder, sibierski, upfront

Did anyone see the misses by our 2 old boys jenas and bellamy this afternoon. 2 totally open goals from 5 yards out and 2 misses!

Top by 2 points. Our last match was the worst of the season though so i hope we buck up tomorrow!

why o why would you have that tattoed on you?

That dude is a legend in arcade circles. He shrunk a neo geo arcade cabinet into a hand held system. Its on that site.

Dirty bastard!

I have that on video! Class at the beginning where they do a 'fire a nuke and start a nuclear war' drill with the 2 silo workers, which ends up with one of them getting shot cos he wont fire it. Then the other one finds out it was all just a test to see what would happen!

I watched one of thos eiraq beheading vidoes of that old american bloke. Felt pretty bad afterwards. Also watched a 'banned from tv' pirate DVD that had some pretty nasty stuff on.

please tell me you are joking bobby!

I dont hate him, he seems a nice lad. But come on!!!!!!! If your ganna have long hair, dont keep stroking it behind your ears either!

Mate the only things different in my car to the day it rolled off the production line was metal dustcaps and a smaller arial. Its a bog standard clio. The cunts stole them cos they have been dragged up and dont even think twice about it

Brock, this is on a par with fat little star wars boy!

is the pm function broked or something?

Carr was absolutely shocking man! Always out of position, giving away shit long balls time after time! And round these parts its definately the ronnie gayle like!

how did huntington play?

Every player got 9 in our player ratings today Am I the only one who thought we didnt play all that well until the first goal went in? Carr had an absolute shocker for me. And a lot of our players looked less than committed in the first half, failing to pick up runs etc. At one point emre played a pass to babyaro who stood still and watched it go out leaving emre stood totally bemused with his arms outstretched towards the bench as if to say 'look what i have to fucking play with here!' if carr, babayaro and ameobi got 9s yesterday id hate to think what they got against fulham

Any news on what is actually wrong with him!? He hasnt had a properly reported injury since his pre - mystery illness days.

On sunday i got paid time and 2/3rds for a 12 hour shift. I watched both the matches, got a free pub lunch, and spent the rest of the afternoon playing 5 aside and table tennis. BEST.....JOB....EVER!!! If you dont mind working with convicted criminals that is!

The standard of number plate jokes has gone from poor to painful tbh

The point being, you whine yourelf in 1 post and 2 posts down take the piss. dig it!