Kid Dynamite

Is that a demonoid special lost season 3 boxset?

Id stand firm. Hes not worth anywhere near £60k a week

Hed be there if he was that big a fan tbh. He need to get a grip.

The bloke in the NOTW ripped this to shreds and got it spot on.Its horrendous TV. You only get to see 3 or 4 acts per hour, usually with cut scenes of Amanda 'im a big name actor, and am only famous cos i cheated on les dennis' Holden, putting on the crocodile tears. Followed by the worst editing of crowd scenes you have ever seen! The crowd is silent one second, and when the camera cuts they are on their feet hysterical! Last nights angle grinding crotch female was told her act was totally unique and revoltionary. Except the lasses on stage at love shack in Durham do it, along with hundreds of other shit nightclubs around the country.

'id have sperm tattooed on my fanny or a turtles head coming out my arse . . . . ive had a few pricks in my arse too!' Her dad must be so proud!

1994!!! I thought his would have been some stupid WW1 suggestion back when americans were really stupid.

We could do without diouf tbh, overrated. Id give bellamy a miss too, the fans are too divided on him and he made the mistake of shitting on his own doorstep when he left. Id take anelka or guily though, especially if one of martins, owen or ameobi was leaving. We need to be careful we dont end up with a spare 11 players pissed off they arent playing games.

Tit!

I still do want it, but you dont have any loyalty to me mate. If someone offers you full price before i do, go for it

Im still trying to sort out my cars MOT to see if i can afford Smooths. Il ask my dad if he fancies getting 2 though. If me ma will let him that is!

worth adding that if the manager named is found guilty he gets an automatic ban from football

Claims that an agent is going to name and shame a premier league manager to get his sentence reduced. uh oh

all funny but watch at 2mins

2 more blokes going in tomorrow apparently

She wasnt offended in the slightest, but she saw the opportunity to stir some shit. She kept bringing it up and then saying 'nah nah, shut up man, we need to stop talking about it!' Still, no defence for emily, stupid thing to say, and it would have been easily rectified at the time with a proper apology rather than her getting all defensive and claiming to be the 'nicest girl I know'

1 out of martins, viduka and owen will not be happy next season then. I wonder if martins will be off to italy. I think viduka and owen would play well together

For the supposedly most intelligent and best educated housemate shes a silly cow!

Well he can be chairman as long as ashley gets final say on spending, players bought etc. I suppose he can just sack him when he wants too if he owns the club now

Why hasnt this had more replies. its great news! I hope his ongoing role at the club is not as chairman though!

Its called a period. You women should be ashamed!

Was one of the main reasons Liverpool lost the champions league imo. Milans RB was the teams weakest link by a mile and was only matched by the woefullness of zenden. Giggs would have had liverpool 3-0 by half time!

Shit management if true. One of our most important internationals for years and he plays a lad totally out of position when there are options avalailable.

Giving Taylor the captaincy would be bringing on the reo coker situation all over again. He already thinks hes unplayable!