Kid Dynamite

Didnt it have jasper carrot in. An exception to the rule in the world of comedians.

My lasses phone company is absolute gash. Dot.com. Anyway, shes on an 18month £25 contract with tthe first 3 months half price. Except shes now on the 5th or 6th month and they are still charging her half price. Should she tell them? Shes a student and is a pauper at the minute so ive warned her that they are well within their rights to just claim back the extra £50-60 they forgot to charge her and shel be up shit creek at xmas buying time. Any advice?

Im past caring now. We need a new chairman, manager, 4 new defenders, 2 or 3 newmidfielders and 2 or 3 new strikers with about 20 of our current squad going the other way. Anyone remember Leeds?

Hardly a shock the way they have been splashing the cash!!! Quite how a program like this can be made without investigating chelsea is beyond me like!! The amount of tapping up, lending of players to other clubs, buying the russian manager, and paying 50% more than most players are worth and its just seen as normal now. Yet any club outside the top 4 does a dodgy deal and theres hell on!

Chimbonda - - -Woody - - - Campbell- - - Bridge With a bit of effort (before the last day of the window) we could have had these 4 for the price we paid for luque last season.

He came on at half time at the northumberland senoir cup final to fire some shots at krul and you could tell he thinks hes a flash bloke like. He had drainpipe stonewashed denim, a cardigan and bright white trainers on. I shit you not! He looked like he should have been queueing outside the dole office! Anyway, the lads in the crowd were giving him jip and someone shouted 'youl get your trainers dorrty mind' To which he turned around to say 'Dont care, get them free anyway' Needless to say, apart from being the worst comeback in history, he went down in my estimation

Hes a good young player, but introducing him into our team this season would be a good way to wreck his career for good.

i always thought shearer was about 5'9ish for some reason!

In my younger days i cracked em out in a plane toilet and a train toilet. Never had the guts to try a bus though!

did you pick the ugliest one of the lot on purpose!

Id quite happily have spent the money we paid for duff on campells or woodgates wages at the minute. Yes hes a good player at a good price, but our best young player in the whole team is now pissed off that we replaced him and we ran out of money to strengthen where we really needed it.

I hope we get relegated and fined billions. Then we can sack 90percent of our team and start from scracth again.

A mate of a mate knows him and reckons hes more than happy earning 30kish a week to train on a morning and then get himself to the cluurb with his mates on a night. Zero ambition!

I had to read that about ten times!

it would be embarrassing man. There would be about 3k turn up to his testimonial

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For having sexual intercourse with a welly!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They let him go in the end though cos he was just fuckin aboot

12500 quid a day to be unemployed. What a fucking joke our FA is

We matched it around 2002/2003 IMO. Bellamy, Robert, Shearer back on from, the 3-1arsenal and 4-3leeds games back to back in particular. That last minute goal against feyenoord, win against juve, draw at inter. Good times. Bobby will always be the man for me!

Made a couple of vids but both are in my posession and im not harsh enough to show me mates. Sent tons of naked pics to lasses in my singleton days but none had my head on so no repurcusions!!!

The mirrors match report today reckons we bid 'many millions more' then boro did for huth on the last day of the season. I dont know whats scarier, the fact we were willing to pay 9-10mil for an unproven CB to replace boumsong, or the fact we learned absoultely nothing fromt the luque fiasco

hasnt played for england since tbh.

How does he feel about you taking pictures of him with your long lense camera!!!

You could see his knee was dislocated by the way his knee cap was on the other side of his leg!!! Popped back in and a few strained ligaments will heal fairly quickly.

he could have retired after the world cup and lived happily ever after