Kid Dynamite

Reads like a PM from Stevie circa 2009

Popped into the club shop at the metro yesterday. Was pretty bare tbh. Stock consisted of Home shirt, third shirt, keeper shirt and a load of non-NUFC Castore gear at mental prices. What happened to being able to buy an NUFC lunch box, pencil case and tie for work!?

What, you mean like the example we are all talking about on the last page?

I've never understood why people with money feel the need to tell everyone how much money they have.

His campaign video begins with a lovely story about how his Mam travelled to England for a better life before bringing all her family over to join her Doesnt mention the massive elephant in the room that she'd be on a 1 way flight to Rwanda if she'd tried that in 2022

So my energy bill that was £120pm in March, and is now £250pm, might be £450pm come October WTAF? It's taken me 20 years of graft to earn enough to put some money into savings every month, and most of that is just going on petrol and bill rises now. Most of the people I work with literally don't have that amount of cash spare every month and I'm not sure how they will put the radiators on this Winter

First sign of competition for him in years and his agents twisting

Yep, Johnson makes the rest of them seem human. Then you see Theresa May dancing and remember she's still a fucking Lizard

Mental decision. We also have Gayle a new deal despite never playing him. Wouldn't be surprised if Ashley knew the sale was coming and was just being a cunt

12 goals from out wide last season. Would you rather have him or Almiron/Murphy

Aye, phoned in my Masters with Distinction to make me better at SAVING LIVES! That collection bowl should be full of medals

Hunt has the added bonus of the being the first of the bunch to call Boris for what he is

Tonight's the night

He wants to get on with important jobs like taxing on electric vehicles properly...

Boris -" The first lesson for the Pincher affair is for me to be less optimistic about peoples abilities to change"

Get Sky News on. He's getting fucking hammered by the liaison committee whilst the resignations go up by the minute

Add Richie, Hendrick, Manquillo and M.Longstaff to that list. Not sure why we are keeping Lascelles and selling Fede?

Here comes Luke to piss on everyone's chips https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/07/05/newcastle-frustrated-moussa-diaby-price-supporter-excitement/?utm_content=football&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1657028106

I assume Broja on loan with an obligation to buy would be our preferred striker target if we drop £40mil+ on Diaby. Wonder if another CM would be pushed back to January? Maybe a pre contract agreement with Tielemans?

Being named on Twitter as an Arsenal player

Lives in Barnet so chance to be an Arsenal or Spurs player

Struggling to find this on their twitter feed so I would take it with a pinch of salt!

If we work on the basis of 2 players for every position (and a 3rd GK) then: GK Pope/Dubravka/Gillespie RB Trippier/Krafth LB Targett/Dummet CB Botman/Fede Schar/Burn CM Bruno/Joelinton Willock/Longstaff ??? Wingers ASM/Almiron Fraser/??? CF Wilson/Wood ??? Which means the following players are going to struggle for game time/a squad number Darlow Clarke Lascelles Lewis Manquillo Murphy Shelvey Richie M.Longstaff Hendrick Gayle Thats a shitload of players to move on. Lascelles, Shelvey, Murphy might be lucky enough to sneak in if we don't sign 2 or 3 more players