Kid Dynamite

Ritchie might not have as much end product as you'd like, but he's one of the only real leaders in the squad. It would be a mistake to let him go imo. I also reckon Wilson and Gayle are on a par as strikers. Still can't fathom turning down Rondon for £16mil but then being happy to spend £20mil+on Callum Wilson

Took the bairn to see the new live action Pinocchio at the cinema. It's an Italian film but was well dubbed. It's a PG rating but was pretty fucked up! Highlights being Pinocchio getting lynched from a tree and then later in the film violently transforming into a Donkey in a scene which rivals the transformation in an American werewolf in London

Having a Twitter account that’s only 1 week old isn’t a good sign like

No

Sterling Miss of the decade

That's a shocking goal Lyon have just been given. Ball played to offside Lyon striker, comes off a Man City defender, goes through offside striker's legs (interfering with play!?) to another player who then scores.

The bid would raise an interested eyebrow if they hadn’t picked a championship player and gambling addict as the face of the whole thing. It’s a legit company

The arbitration was to decide whether MBS would play a role in the ownership of the club. If the answer was yes, the sale would have been denied. Tbf, Staveley said as much in the days after the bid was withdrawn. The PL have been pushing to have MBS named on the papers, which then allows them to say no.

Premier League break their silence. Martin Samuels obviously tipped the wink this morning for his story. Basically, the PL decided that MBS wouldn’t pass their test so pursued the narrative that he would be the man in power at NUFC. They backed the PIF into a corner by offering “independent arbitration”, who refused because MBS is no more going to be in charge of NUFC than he is of any other purchases PIF have made. Also, the PL are rewriting the test so that the top 6 won’t be bothered by this sort of thing in the future

Well that’s where me and you are different

Which is why Arteta has refused to play him since apparently. Imagine raking in £1.4mil a month and refusing to take a minor, temporary pay cut when every other player at the club has

He also used to play right back for us

I bet we end up with Hendricks on a free and spunk £20mil+ on King or Wilson from Bournemouth

Went up for sale on the Tuesday. We booked a viewing on the Friday. House sold on the Thursday It’s given us a kick up the arse to get a few bits and bobs sorted in our house though. After that we will get it valued and will be ready to put it up for sale if anything else comes up we like the look of. No stamp duty until March next year

First black female VP. She will outshine Biden when it comes to debates

Too late sorry! Theyve potentially got £40 out of me as the page timed out the 1st time I tried to donate!

To charity? Pick one and I’ll transfer the money

How much was it for again?

38 league appearances 2 goals £40,000,000 Hands down the worst transfer in the history of the premier league

I’m sure some of the snides come out of the same factories in China. I bought a fake Barca shirt years ago and it was identical to the ones I looked at in the shops

Shudder is like Netflix, only full of horror films. You can get a free 7 day trial through amazon video. Started watching “In the search of darkness” which is a 4 & 1/2 hour documentary on 80s horror films It’s really good.

Fair play to the interviewer dismantling him on every point. The British news channels could learn a lesson from this

Vibes of last years Nigeria home shirt

Ally Mccoist and Alan Brazil spend most of the morning talking about how much booze they can put away. Danny Kelly and Hawksbee and Jacobs are decent enough. I have to turn Darren Gough off on the way home from work, it’s excruciating listening to him and Adrian Durham pretend to know anything about football

Don’t mind the 3rd strip