Kid Dynamite

At the start of COVID we decided to bite the bullet and take out a bank loan to have our garden landscaped. It’s a fairly big corner plot garden but on a steep slope and needs a hell of a lot of earth digging out and removing. The bill is into 5 figures but we figured we aren’t moving anywhere and it will be a nice space to spend Summer days with the bairn if holidays abroad are fucked for the foreseeable. The deposit is paid and the builders start on Monday. Then our dream house went up for sale yesterday. Got a viewing on Friday. Good chance I’m going to spend the next 3 years paying off a garden for someone else to enjoy. FML

Got to be a better option than Wilson or King at Bournemouth that we keep being linked to

Yeah, if you had to pinpoint the moment the takeover looked more likely to fail than succeed, that was it

Makes you wonder why PIF ended the bid though. Publicly putting pressure on the PL to give an end date, or using the UK government to apply pressure would have made more sense. They’ve thrown the baby out with the bath water by doing this

You only joined last night man Must try harder

Fauci giving an idiots guide to research methods

They let Sturridge go as well and he scored 24 goals for Liverpool 12 months later

Well that’s a fib. I thought they were both crap. As did everyone else on here. I was glad to be proved wrong

Bizarre to withdraw this far in. Bollox excuse too. I hope they fuck off the NDA and spill the beans. There’s no hope of a statement from the PL

£35mil to add to the shit show of this season. ASM will be off once we get a decent bid. Gayle, Joelinton, Carroll and a Bournemouth cast off up front next season. Wouldn’t be surprised if the crowds drop below 35k

Deal off. Fuck

Im not impressed by either tbh. 12 season in the premier league between them and they’ve only managed double figures 3 times. I reckon Gayle would get 12+ goals if he started 38 games

To ride or to look at?

Fun while it lasted

Joelinton played in all 38 league games this season. Only the 3rd outfield NUFC player to do so in the premier league. 2 goals

Roy Keane is an absolute bell end, but he’s spot on here

Nah. He’s got a worse championship record than Gayle

Went to Tesco last night and they weren’t enforcing it. Loads of people walking around not wearing masks. Also loads of staff wearing visors and no masks which defeats the purpose.

He’s misrepresenting the test btw. The point is to have 5 random, unconnected words to test recall. Person, Woman, Man - TV Camera, is word association and cheating. Other questions include drawing a clock and naming a picture of a lion and a camel. It’s a test for 90 year old dementia patients. I can absolutely guarantee no doctor told him they were amazed at how much he smashed the test.

I mean, given these will probably only be sold in sports direct, I reckon they will be £40-50 within 24hours of release

I take it back. I’m sure I had a news alert on my phone a couple of days ago saying it wasn’t being applied this season

It’s like a Sondico Sunday League template with a badge and logo on

Well that’s throughly unimaginative

Theyve announced their points deduction isn’t applied until next season