Kid Dynamite

I forgot all about it tbh! It was imminent 2 months ago

If the public are told to self isolate for 2 weeks half of the team I work in will suddenly develop a sniffle. Nailed on

That joke is worse than being so bad it’s funny

What’s are the chances of our game being on this weekend? Or at least having fans in attendance? I reckon by Saturday the shit will have really hit the fan

Weinstein sentenced to 23years in jail. Effectively a death sentence at his age. There will be some squeaky bums in the showbiz world atm

That mad Mackem who makes up shit songs was live-streaming the match

Also https://youtu.be/lLcp5xgoT_A

Sunderland currently outside of the playoffs having played a game more than anyone else. Their manager is crap again now apparently

Worrying that the 60year old from Sunderland hasn’t been abroad and has no underlying health issues but is currently in a coma.

Aye, currently in STDH for treatment. The stuff about tests is a tough one. I heard it’s £3500 per test, although that might be bullshit. If it is you can see why they won’t be testing every man, woman and child with a sniffle. Half the country would want a test

Meanwhile...

Thread by an Italian Doctor

On a purely selfish note, I’ve got a holiday to Tenerife booked in 2 months. Is it worth buying cancellation insurance now? Or will the insurance companies just cite act of God bollocks

This is why it’s a big deal Patients in Italy who need ventilators are dying because the hospitals have run out of them. If you have COPD/Asthma or are elderly you have a 1 in 6 chance of dying if you catch the virus. That’s WITH treatment.

May struggle to sell out at £35 a pop when we are on telly

I didn’t realise the article continued after the jump sorry. “I stay on the bench against Burnley, and after, it’s normal, when you don’t play, you cannot be happy“ Vs “Newcastle star Allan Saint-Maximin's future in doubt after fallout with Steve Bruce”

That would be fucking amazing Not that the premier league would ever let it happen

I know objectivity is in short supply from broken doll/whiff when it comes to Bruce but.... - Craig hope wrote “ASMs future is in doubt at the club after he was dropped following a fallout with Bruce, amid frustrations at his efforts in training” - An article in the mag, with no direct quotes, saying ASM is disappointed not to play every game does not confirm the above statement. Hopes been back-pedalling for 2 days now arguing semantics and downgrading the story from “ASMs future being in doubt” to him being a bit huffed cos he came off the bench instead of starting. He works for the Daily Mail and has clearly pulled this story out of his arse to generate clicks

Craig Hope has been a bell end about the whole story tbh. He’s changed his tune about 4 times now

We play with orthodox full backs at 442. It's pointless having wing backs with only 2 CBs because we would concede every time the other team attacked

He’s definitely a more natural centre forward than Joelinton. He was shooting for missing that header from 6yds though

I don’t like us playing across the back 4. We aren’t good enough

10 men behind the ball now before the inevitable 94th min equaliser

We’ve battered these today. Mad how a change in formation can create so many more chances. Should have done it 15 games ago. We still need a striker and a creative CM like

lazaro is banned isn’t he?