Kid Dynamite

Well... the back 2mm of his heel was.

First time I’ve ever seen an offside given when the ball has been passed away from the opposition goal

That offside is up there with the worst decision this season

Ive goaded no one. Although you and Quiff following me round this place daily is getting boring now tbh

The worry is there’s now rumblings of the Premier League broadcasting overseas TV packages themselves to cut out the middleman and potentially quadruple their income. Ashley isn’t going to want to miss out on a slice of that pie

Nooooo.... Dookie Kerplunk Insomniac Nimrod American Idiot The rest are shite

Whatever you think about him he’s a famous bloke who hosts the most watched daytime show on UK TV. It’s a sad indictment of 2020, but him being gay IS big news. In a time when we don’t have a single openly gay premier league footballer.

The fact we are talking about it is evidence to the contrary

Because he can hold the ball up better than Joelinton, and we boot the ball up to our striker more than any other team in the league. Also Mitrovic occasionally hits the target with his shots/headers

Ironically he would probably do quite well in our current system

I don’t expect them to make the same album over and over, but If you are going to evolve as a band then at least keep it original. This is just middle of the road, hipster American shite.

There's no show without punch

My season ticket is free tbf

Never done it personally but I imagine they get there 90mins or so before the match. You can stand next to the players entrance if needed

Do you include yourself in the mincing tarts that have done fuck all about it?

My Mam reckons a mutual friend told her in 1991 that wor Phil was gay. I'm not sure how much of a secret it was in the TV world.

The new Green Day album. Fucking atrocious

Aye, Sky Sports would never do something like that.... https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/399405/sky-sports-fall-for-hilarious-prank-about-new-aberdeen-signing-yerdas-selzavon/amp/

Isle of Skye. Plenty of nice stuff within driving distance of there

Havent done it with kids, but the drive from: Glencoe to Mallaig Ferry over to Skye Drive to Eilean Donan And on to Fort Augustus/Loch Ness was out of this world!

Quiff prefers Obertan and Marveaux

How so? Sinn Fein called for an Irish referendum following the Brexit vote iirc?

Sinn Fein leading in the Irish polls. Taking our country back is going to result in Ireland and Scotland taking theirs back. Top job Boris

Guaranteed ASM is drinking out of one next time he walks into SJP