Kid Dynamite

Not selling it though is he?

None of these fuckers have inside info. Pete Graves reads off an autocue on telly for a living. He doesn't have a rolodex full of contacts linked to the Saudi givernment

His agent is with the same company as Danny Rose's agent. Not that that has any relevancy to this story

Which the prison service has already said they can't do due to budget cuts. But instead of addressing that the government will just chuck out life sentences to anyone with a sniff of extremism about them instead. They've already spun it this morning to be the fault of the legal system on this country. You know, the one they've been in charge of for 9 years. The Brexit idiots lap it up though

Dennis is so good because there are so many young lads out there that model themselves on him

I think we are getting to that point now. The clean sheets are sticking due to graft and a good keeper (and some luck), but now that our defenders aren't weighing in with goals we are going to see a lot of 0-0s or narrow defeats ala our scruffy neighbours

Which is marginal when compared to the money coming into the club annually. Of course he would prefer an extra £10mil, but the argument that: -Fans stop going -Atmosphere gets worse so we are on TV less -Ashley takes a £10-20mil hit per season so decides to sell the club Doesn't add up. He'd just take the shortfall out of the transfer budget instead. I get why people are frustrated at a full ground and there's little else fans can do to try and effect change. But I'm only being a realist when I say I think it's a fruitless exercise. He's had shop protests, grillings by Parliament, people fronting him up in restaurants, panorama documentaries to name just a few things. I think Alex is right, it probably pisses him right off, and only increases his resolve to stick it out and show the fans just how nasty he can be. Which was a direct quote from Llambias iirc

£3.5bil is the figure quoted for Man U. They could buy us, a whole new squad, new training ground and extend St James and still have half of that left over

But the individual game payments pale into insignificance compared with the guaranteed TV money? And knowing Ashley he would just close the SJH stand and fill the East stand for the cameras

Clearly he would prefer 50k there than 40k. But I genuinely don't believe he gives enough of a shit to sell the club. He's vilified from all quarters day in, day out and he's still sat with a bit goofy grin not giving a flying fuck. It's a fucking stupid argument anyway as there's no way of proving it either way

100%, and you have no way to prove otherwise. FWIW, TV money is only £120mil ish sorry

We've done this one before too. £190mil comes from tv money. £20mil comes from gate receipts. He doesn't need the fans as long as the club remains in the premier league. And when we get relegated and he loses the golden goose he invests enough money to ensure we get promoted at the first time of asking. I can understand people hating Ashley, but name calling and hating your fellow fans who go to the match is playground stuff. It's no wonder we get fuck all new members on here mind. Groundhog day with the same people shouting at the sky time and time again.

Sounds like he was being followed by police at the time of the attack, and one of the 3 victims was accidentally shot by the police

She died in 2015.

I can't figure out whether he's defending Ashley, Bruce the players or the fans? I'm not sure he knows himself

Good soundtrack though

Aye, but remains to be seen whether he has the same form when he isn't playing with VVD, Alexander Arnold, Salah, Mane, Firminho et al. He's definitely managed to fill Gerrards near unfillable shoes for Liverpool though!

What's the point in our u23s btw? We've got 3/4 of our strikers injured and the other one has 1 goal in 23 games. I can't believe there isn't 1 striker in the u23s or u18s who isn't worth a place on the bench to come on and run around for the last 10mins. Allen looked handy enough against Rochdale and got an assist. He can't be any fucking worse than Atsu

So, just for clarity, Almiron and ASM are crap?

Dennis is one of the best characters on telly

Because, (and you know this but I'll indulge you) they play wide of a front 3 on paper, but in reality spend most of the match as auxiliary fullbacks. Our issue lies with a poor striker and no-one in midfield who can retain possession or beat a man, meaning most of our moves break down and we end up with 9 men behind the ball. When Almiron or ASM do get the ball the opposition full backs look shit scared and end up getting yellow cards hauling them down. ASM was unlucky not to score today after roasting their RB and bending one in the corner. So yes, we have 2 of the best wide men we've had in a long time. But carrying 2 or 3 players every game means we only see glimpses of what they can do. Hence why we bid £35mil for a ball carrying midfielder. You're welcome

You're better than this Thompers

It was fucking awful. First 10mins we had players in their half and ran at them. Then we settled back into our usual 9-1 formation. Almiron and ASM are easily our best attacking players but end up with 5 men each to beat whenever they get the ball. Might be time to go back to 442 and stick ASM off Joelinton. We can't get much worse

Yeah, he's a right back. Allegedly

Pm or it never happened