Kid Dynamite

Tbf, if people read the opening post they would see I simply posed a question!

Between his GB news gig, his Telegraph column and his Cameo videos, Farage is bringing in £120k pm, BEFORE his MP salary Being head of the gammons makes you £1.5mil a year it seems

Picked up where they left off last season. Shite going forwards and backwards, spawn a goal in the 87th minute

I suspect Palace are the ones briefing the papers in a doomed effort to start a bidding war with other clubs.

I'm not sure any club other than us is interested in Guehi at £65mil+ Get word to his agent that he needs to sit tight for 12 months and we will take him for £25mil next Summer

I don't recall any players going for this much money with this little left on their contract?

Cos they have 50p heed on stupid wages and worry about making the same mistake twice

It's no wonder the other PL clubs don't fancy the trip up here

Harry Maguire was £80mil 5 years ago. I know which one I'd rather have

I guess, playing devils advocate, they've said since day one they want £65mil. If we'd offered that on day one it probably would have been done .

Transfer window warming up. Bournemouth ageeed a £40mil fee for Evanilson, who could potentially we a better player than Solanke, who they sold for £65mil. Our 3rd bid for Guehi has now formally been rejected apparently. Not sure why there was a delay but we still haven't walked away from the deal

I'll delete it after the transfer window...

Just been reminded by twitter that Fraser, Hayden and Targett are probably costing the club £200k per in wages 🤯

Posted by Waugh and retweeted by Caulkin (who aren't prone to making this stuff up)

Apparently we had agreed a fee with the club. But because Almiron's requested wages were so high they wanted to drop the fee to £7mil and we pulled the plug

Everyone was in agreement that RCB, RW and CF positions needed strengthening before the Summer. Osula fits the bill for the backup CF, but Schar Isn't getting any younger and we could do with a longer term replacement for him. As for the RW, it's the only position we haven't strengthened since the takeover. Almiron simply isn't good enough, despite working hard and seeming like a good lad. Our attacks consistently break down when the balls gets to him. It's no coincidence that we've been in talks with MLS and Saudi clubs, and I suspect Howe sees the RW as one of the key areas for strengthening.

I don't think it's an overreaction to say that, with 2 days until the season starts, this has been a disappointing window, in terms of both incomings and outgoings. Hall potentially the only player we've signed who would get into our strongest XI, and that deal was agreed 12 months ago.

Wonder how much Stokes got paid to play in the hundred. Missed the first 2 games he was meant to play without explanation. Then in the 3 games he played he batted 0, 2, 2* before retiring with what has now been diagnosed as a torn hamstring. Zero wickets with the ball too!

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Is Longstaff being on his hols with Matty genuinely a reference to Franks tweet? Proper niche stuff

That's because I meant to say Villa, Chelsea and Spurs

Kelly will do us for 6 months. Go back and offer £30mil in January

Ah, I missed that

I'm not bald grey, yes, but very hirsute up top. Was Fist not talking to Dave?