Kid Dynamite

That's £105m Chelsea have spent in one day btw

Surely we had encouragement from his agent if we were still pushing for him though. Mbuemo interest seemed to end overnight.

At least Elanga and Trafford actually look interested in joining us

Rumours that Villa are short for the PSR deadline, but will just sell themselves their women's team to avoid having to sell any players. Which begs the question, why the fuck did we give Elliott Anderson away for £15m this time last year instead of just doing the same?

Fuck that. Show me a better 22 year old RB/LB willing to come to us for less.

Sounds like we've fucked this one after a month of talks. Disappointing because I'm not sure we will find anyone better as 2nd choice striker

It's genuine pisstake that the only reason they can do this is because they sold their women's team to themselves

Some of these would land him with 10 game bans in 2025

I mean there are limits to that argument. If you stamp on someone's face with your boots on, then I'm not sure you should swerve police action because you were in the middle of a game

Who are these secret foreign targets the club are keeping close to their chest btw? We have confirmed bids in for 3 players we've been interested in for literally years.

Didn't realise he only got 7 international caps because he spat his dummy out at the SFA cos he did 6 weeks in jail when he nutted someone on the pitch.

They contain Oestrogen which grows breast tissue in men apparently (something to do with how much cows milk is in iirc)

Even bigger clanger if we didn't include a buy back clause. I think he's going to become an England regular in a couple of seasons.

Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts. The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too. Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML

This was last seasons selection of elite clubs originals shirts. They've done us dirty. Ours is shite in comparison.

Been listening to the Duncan Ferguson audiobook on Spotify. I haven't got to his time at NUFC yet, but he comes across like he's got a massive chip on his shoulder tbh. Loads of run ins with the police and various managers through his career, but very little of it was his fault...

I think Trafford, Pedro, Elanga and a CB would be a mint window. Trafford - Just broke the record for clean sheets in the Championship and could be our number 1 for the next 15 years. Surprised Man Utd aren't after him to replace Onana. Pedro - 30 goals in the last 2 seasons. Perfect replacement for Wilson and can play at LW, CF or 10 Elanga - Nigh on matched Murphy's best ever season for us, despite only being 22 and playing for a worse team. He's 6 or 7 years off being at his peak and already knows how to play with Isak at international level. Elanga and Pedro both have hefty sell on clauses so we are going to end up paying 20% over the odds, but if we can peddle Targett, Dubs, Willock, Longstaff et al to cover it, who cares?

We are frustrated that our £25m bid for £30m Trafford, and £50m bid for £60m Pedro have both failed apparently

Both wingers too

Lloyd Kelly starting against City in the Club World Cup

Let's just do it. The PL will close the loophole within a week and then Villa will be fucked

https://www.leicspart.nhs.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Making-Sense-of-Adult-ADHD-booklet.pdf

https://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/transfer-news-advanced-talks-james-trafford-burnley-sources

Aye, sounds like we've moved onto Elanga as our RW choice. We are apparently in talks for both Trafford and Joao Pedro. Those 3 would be a mint 3/4 of a window, and we would only need a CB after that