Kid Dynamite

No idea, but he's 21 and scored 4 in 7 for a shite Ipswich side. He cost them £15m + add ons in the Summer

The suggestion seems to be that this new stadium is going to largely use the additional capacity for corporate boxes and expensive seats for day trippers, rather than just adding an extra 30k seats to meet the demand for locals wanting season tickets. If that's the case I'd rather just continue not get tickets at our current ground than in a new one

Bore off man. It wasn't funny last year. It's just fucking annoying now

In hindsight, Liam Delap as our 3rd choice striker would have been a better choice than Osula!

Joined a gym as I'm 42 with the back of a 62 year old. Been about 10 years since I went to a gym regularly and the change in clientele is mental. Full of young lasses in tiny outfits videoing themselves, and young lads looking ripped to bits when I was drinking hooch in a park at their age

When I watch those videos I can't help but thinking...leave the forces and get a job at home so you don't break your kids heart every time you fuck off for 6 months

The difference being we've been awful for the last 70mins of every game bar City and Everton. Tonali coming in has calmed the midfield down and Isak may actually see some service once he's fit

Aye. A penalty and a one-on-one with Isak and we'd have been 2-0 up

On a positive note we've only lost 1 all season. Get Wilson and Isak back and fit and buy a FUCKING RW in January and we will be alright

This has been fucking awful

Schoolboy finish by Almiron ffs

Everton have been awful. We are going to struggle for top 4/6 this season if this is how we play against relegation fodder

Gordon LW/ Osula CF > Joelinton LW/ Gordon CF

Murphy is consistently the weak link in attack

Pickford went so early too

Cunts. Straight down the middle all day

Carragher talking absolute bollocks about it only being a penalty if the ball is in the box ffs

Linesman shouldn't be missing that

Glad to see Dan Ashworth's "great Summer" has gone to shit. €150mil on De Ligt, Ugarte and Zirkzee and they all look dog shit

I just hope it's big enough to house everyone that wants a season ticket. I had one for the best part of 10 years, gave it up when money got tight and haven't been able to get near a regular ticket for 3 years now. It will be pretty galling if they spunk £2bil on a new stadium and there are still fans locked out

This would be my preferred option, and it's still technically on the original site of SJP. Build the inside to be state of the art, with the outside looking like this to honour the original SJP! I don't want it to be some awful Saudi looking birds nest of a thing. If the numbers in the online queue for season tickets was anything to go off, you could fill an 80k stadium no bother.

ABSOLUTE PANTY DROPPER

Took delivery of this beast of Sunday. 1.0 litres of mayhem

The "outrage" from UK/US when Israel get a taste of their own medicine. Nee fucker had a word to say when *checks notes* 42,000 Palestinians were murdered. Losers all round in this one. The latest escalation might have been avoided if we had told Israel to wind its neck in months ago

Who knows. I'm far from a snowflake, but calling someone a rent boy is a thinly veiled dig at their sexuality. And if it doesn't offend him there's a decent chance there's at least one other player on the pitch it will offend.