Kid Dynamite

Booked into Pigalos tomorrow to try a Chiago pizza pie

Survived the match. Pains me to say it, but getting the tickets and getting in and out of the ground was a piece of piss compared to St James'. Mackems played well but their strikers are woeful. If they can reinvest the Clarke money on a decent number 9 they should be in the playoffs at the end of the season

We weren't school mates I just remember playing football with him a couple of times at uni. He was a mate of a mate

Turns out Guehi was captain last week too (and at the back end of last season) so this means fuck all

Or fifthly...

We keep getting told a deal is close. It doesn't sound particularly close...

He's a Newcastle fan who plays for Boro's academy. His dad knows the Sunderland GK, hence the "opportunity"

My Nephew is one of the mascots at the Mackems game tomorrow but his folks are working. Guess who's got the privilege of taking him....

Not convinced Chelsea are going to let this kid leave

I suspect we will be looking for a similar deal to Hall. Buy now, pay later

Being dropped for the first game and then told he was no longer "team captain" a couple of days later doesn't smack of us being desperate to keep him like

Madueke rumours gathering pace. Guehi, Madueke, Osula and Kelly will have been a very good window if we pull it off. (We'll not mention the 4th and 5th choice keepers)

I reckon Ashby, Krafth and Murphy is sufficient RB cover

They've separated from what I know. I suspect she is moving back home and he wants to follow. He may also have been told Tino is 1st choice RB this season

Very true!

I have to actually work my my wages

No, he's backup for Palmer on the RW currently. Which makes me think they aren't going to let him go on the cheap. They've got Sterling, Kepa, Lukaku, Gallagher, Chilwell, Chaloba and Broja all leaving or left to plug the PSR hole

Top 50 players with the most presses last season

Sunderland selling their best player for the same price we paid for a kid to be our 3rd choice striker

Which is why we haven't signed him. Kulusevski has the next highest presses for a RW iirc

That's Jarrod Bowen.