Kid Dynamite

Mental that Poch managed to sort out a completely unmanageable Chelsea squad into a competitive starting XI after a full season of trying, only for their owner to undo all that good work in the space of one Summer, bin the manager off and sign 10 new players to fuck up the club all over again

Aye, we had similar success when we found Cabaye and Tiote for peanuts. We spent a decade trying to replicate that success and spent £100mil on absolute dross

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and wasn't great for Mbuemo's goal. Let's offer £65m for Mbuemo instead!

I thought VAR got an easy ride on MOTD and wondered whether they'd been asked to lay off by the PGMOL. That was definitely violent conduct by the Wolves player, West Ham's penalty should never have been given, and the Schar red was either 2 reds or 2 yellows.

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No squad number for Harrison? Given Hall, Burn, Kelly, Tino and Trippier can all play LB, I'd be trying to move Lewis on

Good. The current Leazes Park is a bit of a dive. Make a new park on the ground of St James. I assume the Saudis will build some sort of futuristic birds nest looking thing and charge a fortune for season tickets. Personally, I'd rather they just built this...

VAR confirming Matty Cash got the ball with his tackle, but giving the penalty anyway?

Speaks volumes that Trippier and Almiron don't get any minutes today. I suspect those 2 and Dubravka are the 3 players (other than Hayden/Fraser) that we try to move on next week

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Our alternative?

£16k a month iirc

Tbf, if people read the opening post they would see I simply posed a question!

Between his GB news gig, his Telegraph column and his Cameo videos, Farage is bringing in £120k pm, BEFORE his MP salary Being head of the gammons makes you £1.5mil a year it seems

Picked up where they left off last season. Shite going forwards and backwards, spawn a goal in the 87th minute

I suspect Palace are the ones briefing the papers in a doomed effort to start a bidding war with other clubs.

I'm not sure any club other than us is interested in Guehi at £65mil+ Get word to his agent that he needs to sit tight for 12 months and we will take him for £25mil next Summer

I don't recall any players going for this much money with this little left on their contract?

Cos they have 50p heed on stupid wages and worry about making the same mistake twice

It's no wonder the other PL clubs don't fancy the trip up here

Harry Maguire was £80mil 5 years ago. I know which one I'd rather have

I guess, playing devils advocate, they've said since day one they want £65mil. If we'd offered that on day one it probably would have been done .

Transfer window warming up. Bournemouth ageeed a £40mil fee for Evanilson, who could potentially we a better player than Solanke, who they sold for £65mil. Our 3rd bid for Guehi has now formally been rejected apparently. Not sure why there was a delay but we still haven't walked away from the deal