ChezGiven

Replaceable but fuck me sideways, things just got worse.

Aye its for storage mainly, one of them down there has extra security, with a different door fitted with special locks and its my guess the bloke has a load of wine with special humidity controllers etc. Mine has records, old furniture, a door, a set of old shelves, old baby stuff, suitcases etc and loads of wine.

Worth watching all of this for Sudanese agent reciting Mark E Smith's poetry at the end

I think my favourite The Fall song is Terry Waite Sez. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GnUYsgn1qQ

Not in the flat, all (or most, i've not checked) apartments in central Paris have cellars in the basement, one for each flat. Tres bourgeoise me like.

14 clarets, 6 Burgundys, 4 champagnes. 20 in the cellar for ageing, 4 stay up in the flat for drinking. I can give you a breakdown if you're interested. Will make me look like a fucking knobhead though.

Apparently by accident, yes. It wasnt a pooey finger i can assure you.

24 bottles of wine. Actually I only bought 18, 6 were a gift. Just been delivered.

Went to the pub on a school night for the first time in months. Got back at 3am. Oh dear.

Never mind the bickering, I'm seriously worried about the state of Monkeys Fist's arsehole. More horrific than The Ring tbh.

I remember one minger getting upset because a bloke was ripping the piss out of her 'massive arse and nee tits' but i've never seen one reduced to tears. Fucking hell, what a life. Worse incident was one of my mates attempting to finger one on stage at Rio's in Whitley. We were 'yarked oot' moments later.

Think i have actually.

We need photos.

Front to back Shirley.

'Hearing' meaning what?

Al - "As i am walking to the press room..i got to pass a little gas here...i'm walking by myself, who's going to know...only a little something extra came out" Interviewer - "You pooped in your pants" Al - "I pooped my pants, not horribly but enough that i knew...." :lol: In the White House too, what a ledge.

Which led me to this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/al-roker-i-pooped-my-pants_n_2427003.html :lol:

I've been to a few 'pound in a pint glass' establishments in my time, rarely has 'cracking' been on the tip of my tongue.

Define 'cracking rippers'.

The Times are saying OM are using QPR interest to hike up price for Remy and that we are in for Sissoko from Toulouse. Mention of a pre-contract but its not clear from the story what that means. (For the latter)

Bobby George's son is playing Jimmy Hendrix in the Darts. Wish i had a rich Dad.

#askStevie

I feel like a right tart when i play tennis. Fair comment.

Old man walks up to 2 old ladies sitting on a park bench, opens his coat and flashes them. One has a stroke but the other one couldn't reach.