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I was on a stag do in November and two of the lads got into a fight with each other because one of them called the other one a 'waddler'. Unsurprisingly, the one accused of being the waddler was the one who got knocked out. [random aside]

Best move to the costa del sol where you won't be forced to integrate. Aye but we're welcomed by the majority there for enhancing their income and quality of life. If I was in a hut in Karachi now, witha big fuckin beard sat smoking a big sheesh pipe (spelling) and I had a choice between moving to say Telford, Istanbul, Riyadh why the fuck would I choose Telford if I had no intention of immersing myself in the culture? Least you can get the prayer mat out and class women as second class citizens in them other places. Why would I want to move to a place where infidels sin by drinking till they're pissed every weekend, people are doing drugs, eating bacon sandwiches and women have the audacity to walk the streets without veils? Why would Britain be my choice of destination, tell me. Cos your mam and dad were asked to come 40 years ago and you were born here? Social cohesion (in ths context) is aboout immigrant communities not just immigration.

Di Matteo had obviously watched lots of other teams take on Enrique and fail so quite sensibly instructed his team to do two things; attack Simpson and try to isolate Enrique and get a runner past him, rather than take him on for pace or strength. Guthrie's lack of any real pace meant he could not offer much cover for Simpson when they hit us on the break and the general pedestrianess of our centre mids meant they could actually play us on the break quite often. The right hand flank was our real weakness though, was calling for Simpson to come off at half time and be replaced by Ryan Taylor. That Thomas lad was very effective tbf. Was he a signing of Di Matteo's? Looked good. The thing was last night, it wasnt just their passing and movement which gave them space, it was the extra man in midfield too. Di Matteo outwitted Hughton tactically but fair play to our lads for digging in and coming back twice.

Would save a lot of time with some people though, naming no names obviously.

I wonder if anyone will change their username to the symbol? A bit like Prince but obviously not as good....

A punctuation mark for sarcasm? Oh like we really needed one of those.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news...-confusion.html

FYP And just like the Lord, people think it is better to err on the side of caution and believe in global warming / God as they are all protagonists of Regret Theory. In fact, the 'just in case' camp are remarkably similar in both contexts.

High praise indeed. Noted.

Or Just play Carroll and Shola together till the end of the season with Ranger and Lovenkrands in reserve. Then concentrate on getting a midfielder with a bit of creativity and spark to liven up our midfield, whether it be central or out wide. I couldnt agree more. I do wonder about what Hughton is thinking chasing strikers.

Nice one, thanks.

Ooohh.

exactly, I was going to edit my post to ask what they were for. Giraffidae removes his make-up with them.

Highly trained in running backwards? Had him in their sights twice but lunch intervened, more like. Source for that claim anyway Anth. Is the 2hr lunch break still prevalent in the land of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys? I'd heard somewhere that there were attempts at cutting it back. Its a human right in these parts. Quite right too

Highly trained in running backwards? Had him in their sights twice but lunch intervened, more like. Source for that claim anyway Anth.

Next season is going to be amazing.

Aye, you've got happy face in the corner with that one. I can't think of two known truths that go together as good as those two. Hand in hand from a logical perspective. It's the as though the shepherd and hall era was like a gentle allegory of early 21st century geopolitics.

He likes to play with himself in the bath and stick things in his orifices. Who doesnt?

Love that phrase.

Anything bigger you say, what like a grand piano? or Nelson's column. At first i thought she meant 'use my elbow'. Had me stumped for ages.

What do you use? My gran used to say never put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear.

Had to get my ear syringed last year as it was full of horrible gunk. Think i need to get it sorted again, anyone else got potatoes in their ears? Smells terrible too

Ambition without the intelligence to achieve those ambitions is fucking pointless. A million X-factor contestants would disagree.

I expected more from you on this. One or two of his things are said to have 'worked'. Not a Crowlyite, in the other camp, so disdain is all you'll get out of me on this subject as well as my musings on Blavatsky for whom I also have disdain...Althogh she was good at converting some of the Egyptian numbers and sysmbols for power. I was merely asking questions, i didnt pretend to have any answers.

I se Grayson thinks he can go on to bigger things than us. http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/foo..._land_Beckford/? I presume he means Wolves or Wigan. Stupid cunt.