ChezGiven

I think that RP boo just gave me a seizure.

Cabaye was also giving him a pokey bum wank in the press the other day. Anyway, only kidding

Pardew getting found out at Palace

I think it's the ethical duty of every fan to only ever watch BT though an online stream. If you pay for their service, you're an idiot and a cunt. What on earth are they going for in their decisions about style, presenters and content? They make Sky look like the TV version of zonal marking.

The ref gives a yellow, no one shits themselves.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/08/this-is-quality-chancel-mbemba-and-florian-thauvin-arrive-in-style-for-arsenal-video/?

So how do you give your bloke a blowjob in the car then?

Its Shane? I honestly thought it was HMHM.

Of course water works, that study is the shittest of shit science. 'To solve a biological question we asked 800 drunken dutch students...' Get out.

The first 'mix tape' House of Balloons was amazing but the next 2 were pap so I stopped following his work. You listened to the new Beach House yet?

Bit harsh.

Sorry to hear your news, must be like the heartbreak hotel at yours right now.

I think we all know who the biggest wanker on here is.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillet

'No you don't' said the dumb man.

Saw N-Joi at Rezerection 6 at the old Mayfair. Pills, pink champagne and school the next morning. Loving the new Destroyer album. It's never going to hit the heights of Kaputt as that remains my favourite album of the decade so far but there are some great moments on this one.

Saw all those 'Nobody cares...' posters all over London the other week. Didn't click at the time it was a reference to that song. Definitely one of the best albums this year.

Don't you just give them shit reviews and that's the comeback? The weather in south west of France is cracking, starting week 3 of the summer holiday and still 10 days left. Had a week in Norfolk and weekend in London, even had 2 days in mont-de-marsan with great-grandma before coming here. Having the whole of August off is the recompense for French taxes.

Compton. Genocide has Kendrick Lamar and a lush hypnotic loop. Top stuff.