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Subway is for tramps.

That pisses over Gemmill's attempt, for starters. Too much work for you surely, fatso?! Not as nice as mine btw, but then I don't expect you to appreciate my sandwich genius, what with you being a man that prefers a pre-packaged M&S effort. Resort to insults when you're losing the debate I notice. M&S do canny freshly made baguette sandwiches fyi. I've seen no debate from you. I asked you to put forward a sandwich to challenge mine, you said you buy yours pre-packed, thereby excluding yourself from further involvement in the thread on the grounds of peasantry. Well you've already been beaten by CG. I see no need to further humiliate you. Brie and bacon is too basic to even appear in this thread tbh. Students eat brie and bacon sandwiches every day from Dene's Deli. I like the sound of it, but only a fat man who eats pre-packaged sandwiches would think it's better than mine. Dene's deli doesnt use the finest Brie and Bacon though. Its all about the quality of the ingedients. When my french friend stayed with me in London i served that up for breakfast. He still talks about it. I have no issues with the quality of your sandwich tbh. What I have issues with is Captain Ginsters telling me mine's shit! By the way, I always liked the sound of the brie and grape sandwich from Dene's Deli, but could never bring myself to get one cos it's what all the sloanes ate. The Brie has to be hot and melted. Normal Brie with fruit is a ponce's sandwich. I'm glad you avoided falling down that particular sandwich-based man-hole. You'd still be stuck there now legs dangling through, holding aloft your Parma Ham and mozzarella ciabbatta.

That pisses over Gemmill's attempt, for starters. Too much work for you surely, fatso?! Not as nice as mine btw, but then I don't expect you to appreciate my sandwich genius, what with you being a man that prefers a pre-packaged M&S effort. Resort to insults when you're losing the debate I notice. M&S do canny freshly made baguette sandwiches fyi. I've seen no debate from you. I asked you to put forward a sandwich to challenge mine, you said you buy yours pre-packed, thereby excluding yourself from further involvement in the thread on the grounds of peasantry. Well you've already been beaten by CG. I see no need to further humiliate you. Brie and bacon is too basic to even appear in this thread tbh. Students eat brie and bacon sandwiches every day from Dene's Deli. I like the sound of it, but only a fat man who eats pre-packaged sandwiches would think it's better than mine. Dene's deli doesnt use the finest Brie and Bacon though. Its all about the quality of the ingedients. When my french friend stayed with me in London i served that up for breakfast. He still talks about it.

Jesus that sounds disgusting. The first one might work, the second one sounds badly thought through.

I did it for 6 months when i was 24 and just moved to London. It was shit tbh.

That pisses over Gemmill's attempt, for starters. Too much work for you surely, fatso?! Not as nice as mine btw, but then I don't expect you to appreciate my sandwich genius, what with you being a man that prefers a pre-packaged M&S effort. I reckon mine tastes better.

That pisses over Gemmill's attempt, for starters. The quality of Brie and Bacon is paramount.

I have a special sandwich i make every now and again when i have the right type of Bagel. One of the M&S makes, cant remember what they call it. Per Bagel. 3 Rashers of the finest lean back bacon 3 large slices of Brie Toast Bagel, Grill Bacon and gently warm Brie. Place Brie in the bagel first, then bacon straight from grill into bagel. Leave for 30 seconds to encourage the right extent of cheese melting, then slice in half. Serve with a side of ketchup. Man-sandwich tbh.

I draw the line at picking winnets out me arse in public.

Makes me sneeze. Violently. Every now and again it makes me sneeze and the volume of snotty phlegmy stuff is always impressive.

The hair? Yep, got one in my finger now. Its not snotty or anything, just hair.

I have nostril hair so i pull it out.

Then promptly spends the rest of the day rueing the mistake by the sounds of things. Needs more tuning imo.

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The incredulity of St Thomas by Caravaggio is fucking great art. Emin is just a chancer.

aye that's the fella Just fished it out the wallet, its called a European Health Insurance Card and its got my NHS number on it. Alex i still think the point stands that if you are going to move about the EU you should have a better reason than 'the begging is better there' but the law now protects people who want to do it.

E1-11 forms? Been replaced with an NHS ID card. Not sure how it works but i've got one on account of all the travelling i do.

Sorry about that btw. Like going to the match with Raymond Babbitt.

While the Poles seem to have eased the shortage of plumbers and sparkies in a lot of places the Romanians just seem to have added to what was already a surplus amount of Big Issue Sellers. Thanks Europe. Seriously though, coming over here just to beg? Fuck off! Both sides of the coin really, fucked me off in January being hassled by Gypsy beggars literally 2 weeks after the door opened to them. In London a cleaner get £6 an hour. Thats better than begging surely? Funny thing about the Polish plumbers. Few years ago, quite a few people left high flying jobs to train as plumbers as you could expect to earn close to £100k. Now all the Poles have arrived the price of plumbers has fallen considerably. Unlucky

I know this piss-head who is also a little autistic. Fuckin goes on and on and doesnt know that you are bored shitless. Some people turn into utter pricks when they take coke and that can be worse than anything else.

Well Bollocks to this enlargement of the EU if you ask me. Since January, there has been an influx of romanian gypsies all over the place. Was getting out of a taxi to catch a train and this gypsy has a little note held up against the window and stops me getting out of the car. I'm in a hurry so act like a bit of a twat just ignoring her and pushing the door open and her out of the way. I get my bag from the boot, swear at the gypsy under my breath and walk off when promptly the handle to my suitcase falls off. Samsonite too. Fucking gypsies! I now give them money all the time in an attempt to lift the curse she clearly put me under.

Worth it though.

Quality.

To oversee the stadium expansion.