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Irwin from the sun shown up to be even more of a right prick by the Actim team of the week. http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?comm...e=teamOfTheWeek

But the rivalry between sunderland and Newcaslte pre-dates football and has roots in industrial rivalry. If we didnt have a team in Newcastle, that doesnt mean the pre-existing rivalry would not have continued. The basic premise of the thread is that NUFC doesnt exist, it doesnt mention anything else about shipyards, local pride etc. I dont know if you can be that sure tbh.

Where was the story from Rob?

Scruff My niece showed me how to use them over xmas. Apparently you can lift them up and tip it on your head too.

Those are good bibs. They collect the dropped stuff so you can have another go afterwards.

What do we want from our vacuous talentless bimbos though? I want the heavily accented, the pointless career, the shameless self-promotion and the knowledge she loves it in the spazz hole. She has all this in spades tbh.

Nope. Who? Dutch player. Big ugly bald geezer. Scored an absoute thunderbolt from about 40 yards about 20 years ago. Playing for Forest iirc. Was a bit of a long-range shot/free-kick specialist. Not sure i remember him If there is TV footage of a goal then they should know the speed of the shot as its just time and distance. Cant imagine anyone has been through all goals ever like.

Penne rules. Spaghetti is for kids.

Nope. Who?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...17/sfnne217.xml Hot-shot Martins By Henry Winter Last Updated: 1:52am GMT 17/01/2007 Your View: Football fans' forum In pics: Premiership action Obafemi Martins' stunning 84 mph goal for Newcastle United at Tottenham on Sunday could be the fastest shot ever recorded in a competitive game, according to the Football Association yesterday. The Nigerian's left-footed strike made it 2-2 before Newcastle went on to a 3-2 triumph, and may have shot Martins into the record books. "Some players in history have been renowned for the power of their shooting – Charlie 'Cannonball' Fleming for Sunderland in the Fifties, Cliff Holton for Crystal Palace in the Sixties and Peter 'Hotshot' Lorimer for Leeds in the Seventies," stated the FA's historian David Barber on the governing body's website yesterday. "BBC's Record Breakers programme featured an 87 mph shot by Nicky Summerbee in 1994 that was claimed as the hardest ever. Manchester United tested the power of Scholes, Rooney and Ronaldo with a special measuring gun and they were all around 70 mph. The Brazilian left-back Robert Carlos, whose shooting is legendary, was timed at 72 mph. Martins' effort at the weekend, of course, was done in a match situation and has to be remarkable."

How embarrassing?

Good spot. Unless I'm much mistaken, there's some yellow and blue there as well. I wasnt aware of that the first time i said that though. might wanna consider purchasing that brain training game for the nintendo DS and you might want to read the thread again retard

Good spot. Unless I'm much mistaken, there's some yellow and blue there as well. I wasnt aware of that the first time i said that though. Don't worry mate, it can be really confusing trying to decipher four colours at a time. I'm sure you'll develop eventually! In the back of a car, in the dark, having been drinking heavily and then at match, i'm surprised i remembered the incident never mind the colours of the small flag on the limo, ye mong.

Good spot. Unless I'm much mistaken, there's some yellow and blue there as well. I wasnt aware of that the first time i said that though.

It's mutual, tbh. Just cos you're as tall as Kilimanjaro doesnt mean you can represent Tanzania. Give the tall jokes a rest, bawbag. How about you line up some more sweaty/fat/Shrek/ogre jokes instead? Just to make a change... A girl i work with climbed it a few months ago hence i knew which country it was in. I just couldnt help myself you big soft shite

It's mutual, tbh. Just cos you're as tall as Kilimanjaro doesnt mean you can represent Tanzania.

Fuckin noobs.

This is the flag of Tanzania, got green and black in it.

Gemmill's new found cooking skills

Kikwete is a geordie tbh

But anyone know how the fuck the other fella ended up a supposed NUFC fan? Well then i presume that who was getting the enormous police escort that passed us in the car on the way into London after the match on sunday. There were about 5 or 6 police bikes pulling traffic over into the opposite bus lane then 2 blacked out SUVs and one long black limo, then more SUVs came through with bikes doing what i reckon were some sort of security manoeuvres. There was a black and green flag with some symbol on the Limo and thought i could only see one person inside. I didnt recognise the flag but thought it was african or something. I was wondering what that sort of person would be doing in THAT area (the area around spurs is fucking minging by any standards). They were clearly headed into central London. I reckon he was at spurs on sunday

Link?

and if she's not in Lob one out in her bed whilst sniffing a pair of her dirty knickers.

Hissy fit

Cockney hom.