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Anyone know a surgeon who can remove Rice from Joelinton’s pocket? 🤔

Yeah mate, would you do it now in your 50s? I used to do the 750 miles round trip to SJP and back in a day for 4pm sky super Sunday kick offs then get up for work....am fucked if I'd do it now mind..

Fuckin hell

Brighton is 100 miles away mate....UK is huge, distances vast etc etc

People who's life's work is to worship money suddenly stop doing so because "The City of Newcastle upon Tyne & it's football club"?? They might, but I think it's unlikely...

Can't see developers allowing a stadium instead of luxury riverside flats...

The Reubens own the racecourse, that's where the training ground is going I'd imagine...

Yes, he's a Jambo nonce

The late 90s expansion cleared the waiting list for season tickets (20k ish??) back then but we're nearly a quarter of a century further on now....that's potentially 2 generations of fans who may be keen to watch home games. That'll be a lot of people, think 10k is the starting point...

We stand a better chance of staying up than Leeds and Brentford ffs...if we beat the Bees a week Saturday then its difficult to see them finishing above us.....

No Soon by MBV remix but still brilliant.....I've just floated up the M3 from Southampton to Winchester

Sir, I resemble that allegation!!! However

I've heard a rumour Meenzer has been siphoning funds off from the Patreon to pay for his next Eurovision jolly to Gran Canaria

He scored the winner in Palermo. There was only me, essembee and 100 or so other hardy souls who made the trip

The last true Gaelic speaking king of Scots was a fellah called Macbeth. Some time ago a jumped up Brummie wrote a hatchet job on him which is still widely read. It was written to discredit the Scottish claim to the throne, which in those days people were being executed for by the monarchs of the false claim......for that reason the author will always be to me one of the worst boot licking servile snivelling wankers ever shat into creation. Fuckin Duke of Oxford wrote it all anyway

Aah right, I see the family resemblance now

Prince Edward has let himself go a bit

When Liz croaks it I'd like to think the citizens of the UK would be grown up enough to have a conversation about the future of the monarchy leading to a referendum, with politicians leading the way in an honest and open debate and both them and members of the fourth estate adding fact based opinion on the issue .....that's what I'd like to think....

I can put up with her as a vocalist...she's odds on for the next season of the masked singer though* *Panda beating Mushroom at the weekend was a fuckin travesty by the way

Point taken. Just another gang of huns though but. Like the English

Apart from the direct lineage to the Stewart Kings & Queens on both sides of the current Queen's family that's spot on You're over compensating again Kev, we've talked about this before haven't we?

Phil might have been born in Corfu but he was basically a fritz...his sisters all married Nazis...

Who is this Casey of whom they speak? ….. is he actually a journo or just a Twatter twit?…