PaddockLad

24 cans of asahi for £24 from Waitrose has been a lockdown fave..... 5.2% abv is just about strong enough... the newly rebranded in a white can Carlsberg export is only 4.8% but it’s a fuckin madman if you drink half a dozen..

Another quiet weekend on the Dorset coast... https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/18487554.amp/?__twitter_impression=true

You want to lay off the Whyte & McKay mate

Theyre all round the mother in law's today....the woman who has since the Cummings debacle realised what a lifetime of voting Tory has done to this country. (the current Mrs PL told her mother the other day to never, ever vote Tory again. MiL said she wouldn't ) Daughter in law, who used her US overseas vote to vote for Trump in 2016, as did her parents & sister, is unlikely to take any notice of the tirade coming her way this evening. She's taking these smashing lads into the ferbile atmosphere that is the US in the summer of 2020 and there's fuck all any of us can do about it...

Only 19% of Bundesliga games have been home wins since games resumed after lockdown https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/11994364/bundesliga-results-suggest-premier-league-home-advantage-will-be-wiped-out

“If I may say so Captain Mainwaring these premier league chaps do seem to be taking rather a long time to make their minds up..”

This is worth 5mins of everyone’s time...

The league game coming up against them is being moved to a neutral venue. Not sure if the FA will follow suit? 🤔

10k estimated new infections?? Is there a link for that?..

Is it utterly fuckin selfish to state that there’s more chance of me flying to the moon on fuckin Shergar than me downloading the track & trace app?...

Another BBC refugee at LBC Shelagh Fogerty nails it

Maitlis has had a stalker since uni who’s been jailed twice for breaking restraining orders. Now her bosses shit all over her. She should jack & treble her salary at LBC like James O’Brien did when he was told that Newsnight isn’t the place for “telling it how it is”.

Yes. Rayvin has decreed it’s ok to like MSM again because they’re trying to do away with Johnson & his chief goon And it’s Marina Hyde. She’s suggesting Johnson without Cummings is like Hasseelhoff without his talking car

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/26/dominic-cummings-boris-johnson-terrified-sack-him

Look if your not into balaclavas in the bedroom mate that's your business

I'm not going near Twitter tonight

Guardian reporting the takeover is in "serious trouble" due to our old friend the WTO Can't add link, snowflake libtard cunts

Trannies? Have you seen the UDA drag act she usually seen standing beside?

Aye... I’ve got one of these for the current Mrs PL... https://www.fancydresscostumeshop.ie/michelle-o-neill-mask.html

Is that the “tidy for a fat lass” leader blondie type?..