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Is it utterly fuckin selfish to state that there’s more chance of me flying to the moon on fuckin Shergar than me downloading the track & trace app?...

Another BBC refugee at LBC Shelagh Fogerty nails it

Maitlis has had a stalker since uni who’s been jailed twice for breaking restraining orders. Now her bosses shit all over her. She should jack & treble her salary at LBC like James O’Brien did when he was told that Newsnight isn’t the place for “telling it how it is”.

Yes. Rayvin has decreed it’s ok to like MSM again because they’re trying to do away with Johnson & his chief goon And it’s Marina Hyde. She’s suggesting Johnson without Cummings is like Hasseelhoff without his talking car

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/26/dominic-cummings-boris-johnson-terrified-sack-him

Look if your not into balaclavas in the bedroom mate that's your business

I'm not going near Twitter tonight

Guardian reporting the takeover is in "serious trouble" due to our old friend the WTO Can't add link, snowflake libtard cunts

Trannies? Have you seen the UDA drag act she usually seen standing beside?

Aye... I’ve got one of these for the current Mrs PL... https://www.fancydresscostumeshop.ie/michelle-o-neill-mask.html

Is that the “tidy for a fat lass” leader blondie type?..

Johnson gave the green light to Cummings tour of County Durham Cummings knows where all the Vote Leave bodies are buried

Lie upon lie upon lie....Johnson at some point this year is finished. Wont make a great deal of difference who leads their 80 seat majority but Bunter will become the "Tory Blair"..rightly or wrongly fuckin reviled by all sides

Where’s the 2 weeks out infection data thing come from? 🤔

I didn’t watch that bollocks last night and I’m fucked if I’m watching another stage managed bullshit fest today. I’m going for my usual walk down towards Sandbanks, taking my trusty catapult with me as always so I can continue to put the fuckin windows in on all the 7 million pound mansions I pass which have THANK YOU NHS on flags or on cute signs the children have made. Only thing keeping me fuckin sane at the moment

Wonder if the Mirror/Guardian have any more surprises? 🤔 Anyone any idea why it was a joint effort?

I've been for a walk and thought about this.... I think Johnson knew about Cummings wanderings & gave it the green light. That means if Cummings is forced out its curtains for Johnson too

Fuck off

All I have to add is that 18 months before Poch left spurs almost all his best players had started to run their contracts down. They appeared to be motivated by the champions league but not so much the premier league. Then at the start of this season they were so under motivated that they got beat by us at home. There's better managers out there. Let him go and be Man Utds new Tommy Docherty (ask your dad kids) We should be looking for the new Keegan. I think he lies to the east... possibly around Leipzig...

@Howmanheyman he’s not too busy this morning and claims to remember it clearly because he’s named the team he’s also suggested that Fereday took the piss out of him too ....however, I think hob nobbing with cabinet ministers has gone to the fuckers head because as you can see, I’m not named in the line up Also he thinks @Gemmill Is on the money with Alok for the brief later

Don’t think he was there that night... I’ll text and ask but I don’t know when he’ll get back to me, cunts too busy Zoomimg cabinet ministers to speak to the likes of me nowadays

Am going Jenrick

Me mate Dave’s Zoom buddy Sharma is in charge of the CV19 business loans and somehow my midfield partner from our Sunday league team is in charge of administering them for Bracknell Borough Council