PaddockLad

Don't think this character would have known The Jungle from Bungle, George and Zippy....

If the CoE is so anti-gay, how come the vicars all dress like they're camper than a row of pink tents?.....

Absoloutely, done for his own ego than any real concern for Gazza. Piers Morgan? some good PR for a change?...the other two I can understand..

Is she twittering in English to French friends?....

Would anyone be that surprised if a couple of players went in the summer for big money though?....half a dozen Frenchies in January don't pay for themselves...

Someones just said Gary Lineker,Piers Morgan,Ronnie Irani and Chris Evans have laid out the cash in for his latest stab at rehab....is this err "trending" in the twattersphere?....

Fuck me its glasgows very own "chemical Ali"

The next Pompey, nailed on. Harry still owns a lot if the land around Fratton park....whod have thunk it?......

The point Howman is making is NUFC have won nowt since 69 and we still could get a bigger crowd to watch us for most of the 4 decades since then than Celtic or Rangers could. You lot and Rangers struggled to get 20k in the late 70s/early 80s despite your glorious trophy filled very recent pasts. We've won fuck all to speak of in the modern era to but can attract the sort of crowds Champions League winners Chelsea can only dream of. That doesn't make us a big club by any means, but it makes us unique in modern British football.

These fuckers weren't on here crowing last season when all Scottish sides failed to get beyond Christmas in European football. Which is a lot more common than one of of them reaching the knock out stages of the champions league by a long,long way. This season is a pleasant abberation for Celtic, fair play to them. It does show these pathetically small time morons on here in a particularly poor light though. Fuck me, I can't beleive some of the utter bollocks they've posted

That's the way Paddy, when you come on looking to be a smart fucker and get your arse handed to you on a plate resort to personal insults Good work son, but at least send somebody next time can hold their own for longer than 5 posts.

Well its certainly what your near incomprehensible post implied...FYI: football club=players, terrorist organistion= psychopathic idealists. Glad to be of service

So some Celtic players are in the IRA, but its only the Protestant ones?...well yeah, there you go, that's me well and truly told

So you're not a rampant bigot then?....I thought all Celtic fans had Real I.R.A. bomb making factories in their garages....

Not like MT to be sarky either....the lads started well, but lets go with the Wolf.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rNXP2ndT9M

Evening Paddy, I see your carer has left the keys to the IT room lying around again...if we're talking stereotypes why not fuck off and beat your neighbour up in an attempt to establish who has the best brand of Christianity?

Return key and copy/paste in the post box not working on windows 8 for me....anyone any ideas?...

King Dick of the carpark! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21063882

sauce?

Sad to say, two mates were working on the lift in the block of flats where he lives in Boscombe before Christmas. They said he was staggering around outside his penthouse at 10 in the morning in his dressing gown pissed out of his head waiting for taxi drivers to deliver his whisky. He also asked my mates to get him a few bottles. They're good lads and declined to err "help" him. So sad. He's had periods of being sober before so maybe this is just a pattern, maybe someone will give another crack at rehab. He was apparently doing well at the clinic he attended down here but looks like he's slipped off the wagon again. He probably needs the money from after dinner speaking to pay for his lifestyle, cant see there being anything left from his playing days (or after the agents and ex wife have finished with him)

2 good games does not a Viera make Very encouroging start mind.

Someone should tell Gerard Depardieu and half a dozen if our players then

His every move is also motivated by money and the need for maximum attention. He's pretty harmless tbh, but pointing out that he's motivated by money and vanity isn't going to hurt him too much either. Its why Fergie got rid of him, he ceased to be a footballer and became a 'brand'. I think he's utterly ridiculous, I mean why wait till the last day of the transfer window to announce your signing when your a free agent anyway? The charity gesture is undoubtedly motivated by the French tax laws. Fair play to the bloke, but pointing it out isn't anywhere near as cynical as the gesture itself. He gets away with it because he's a. probably a nice enough person b. careful not to provoke the press and c. physically beautiful, easier to give him an easy time PR wise than someone with a face like a burst welly. Well advised also and has enough common sense to listen to what they tell him and not get delusions of grandeur by going his own way.

75% top rate of income tax in France

Am sure they did a half B&W/half Brazil one when Mirandinha signed...think I remember seeing them in the sports shop bit* of Topman in Elsdon Sqaure....Howmanheyman would know, he probably had one, all I could afford was the ski hat * What the fuck was that called again?