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Know what you mean mate, looks like someone shit in Chez's baguette again this morning ps...We'll see what happens in the next window etc etc Au contraire mec, i've been spreading a soft fromage de humble all over that baguette and offering it around for a degustation. Seems like some find it a petit peu amer. Get your own crack anyway. Apologies your royal smugness, won't happen again.

Know what you mean mate, looks like someone shit in Chez's baguette again this morning ps...We'll see what happens in the next window etc etc

For the record, and Ive said this before in the last few weeks, I couldnt give a fuck about being a doom and gloom merchant earlier in the season. If youd paid money (as I did) to watch us at Fulham, Brighton and Spurs youd be a bit more downbeat with your expectations too I imagine. I'm on here as a supporter, not as a smartarse looking to score points, and couldnt be more delighted if the world and his wife thought I've been ludicrously wrong all season. And I've made the odd glib comment to CT over the past few months, but I've never abused the bloke as you're suggesting some have. Not my style. Thats what I did this morning. Didnt expect his mum to come into bat for him though. Tough titties then and its not called being a smart arse, its called gloating and the right to gloat was preserved by the countless abusive posts received. The great lesson of growing up is realising that your actions have consequences, admitting when you're wrong, eating humble pie when its served and not accusing people of doing something they were not. Which is why i replied to your post about prozac and highlighted that CT wasnt indulging in smartarsed oneupmanship. I am not his mam but we do bat for the same team and we stick together. Its worked wonders for the club too. Now stop being a ninny Oh and when you've spent a grand on a weekend to see us get beat at home, you also earn the right to tell people to not bother using money paid to justify anything they've got to say about anything, nevermind the football. Of course he wasn't...it was a bit of a gee up and you appear to have fallen for it....or have I fallen for you faux triumphalism?!...oh try and be a bit more patronising in your posts in future, they lack something without it. I'm as chuffed as nuts with being needlessly pessimistic about things at NUFC....we'll see what happens in the next window though

For the record, and Ive said this before in the last few weeks, I couldnt give a fuck about being a doom and gloom merchant earlier in the season. If youd paid money (as I did) to watch us at Fulham, Brighton and Spurs youd be a bit more downbeat with your expectations too I imagine. I'm on here as a supporter, not as a smartarse looking to score points, and couldnt be more delighted if the world and his wife thought I've been ludicrously wrong all season. And I've made the odd glib comment to CT over the past few months, but I've never abused the bloke as you're suggesting some have. Not my style. Thats what I did this morning. Didnt expect his mum to come into bat for him though.

You might be a candidate for treatment if you're wounding why he is happy. Is it because he's indulging in smart arsed one upamnship of the most over the top nature? fair play to him and all others who predicted us finsihing higher than about 8th. I think its a pretty small list. Does that make all those who didnt necessarily negative though?

CT are you on Prozac?

hooray! the ego has landed!

We're the form team,and this is the most ordinary Chelsea side for 10 years.Theyve got 2 cup semi finals to think about too. And theyve got to go to Arsenal in between those 2 games. We play Wigan and Stoke We can easily fuck it up, dont get me wrong, But having nowt to lose looks like its doing us the world of good.

Just seen the goals on the espn app, to be honest I think Ben Arfa's goal v Blackburn in the cup was better, the defenders got a lot closer to him for that goal. But aye, brilliant al the same. Shola was Shola, under the dictionary entry for "laconic" theres a pcture of the fucker, and the finsh was a piece of piss for Cisse. Ben Arfa and Cisse are two of the most talented players I've seen play for us. Utterly brilliant both of them. About 60 million for the pair in this summer's market. We'll see.

Phil Brown, summarising on 5live..... Mrs PL (born and bred in Dorset,has as much interest in football as I have in haute couture) has just remarked "that bloke on the radio sounds like Paul Whitehouse when he does his Geordie accent"

Sam told him our expectations were too high. However, theyre both useless cunts. In other news, Norwich are winning again....fuckin come on Newcastle...

Fergie on left, Guti in middle, Cabaye on the right?...if weve changed to 433... 5live says Guti in middle anyhoo..

Aye same here, got to be in pompey at 0630 tomorrow. A 750 mile round trip leaves a chap a tad on the jaded side doing that shift Think am up for Man City and we're staying over night so if you're in town might see you in the Percy How tiring is it changing a light bulb all day? been promoted....now quality control engineer....I inspect the light bulb changer's work, pressure's hellish...

the 433 at Swansea looked a bit unbalanced iyam...neither Ba nor Cisse looked comfortable defending out wide. Looks like Pardew is still tinkering, but virtually a whole half without a clear cut chance should tell him to change it at half time. I see what you're saying. This is now tailored for a Hatem special. Needs to be given the ball more and further up the park before the cover arrives. aye, him and Cisse are the keys to the whole season now so they need to be seeing more of the ball. Patience is a virtue, if we can lull Bolton into a game of football we'll beat them.

Aye same here, got to be in pompey at 0630 tomorrow. A 750 mile round trip leaves a chap a tad on the jaded side doing that shift Think am up for Man City and we're staying over night so if you're in town might see you in the Percy

Correct! no club today? got the bairns?

the 433 at Swansea looked a bit unbalanced iyam...neither Ba nor Cisse looked comfortable defending out wide. Looks like Pardew is still tinkering, but virtually a whole half without a clear cut chance should tell him to change it at half time.

so if we're not ripping the opposistion a new one we're playing poorly?....its not football manager kids, its a real game with an actual opposistion who are playing for survival.

Phil Brown dribbling a load of utter fuckin shit on 5live...a mackem former Bolton assitant manager, fuckin strap-on...

Man City robbed a goal celebration from Poland and a song from their hated neighbours "we do/score when we want etc".....worst behaved bunch of fuckin idiots at SJP last season and the most ungracious arrogant fuckin strap ons after they beat us earlier this season..Mag on train: "thought it was a bit more even than the score suggested" 20 stone bloke in a city shirt from fuckin STOKE!!!!: "What game were you watching, lucky to get nil etc etc......" Manchester City: not the club my grandfather supported

This place man...its more like a self help group for ego mainiacs than a football forum I've been joyfully and deliriously incorrect about nearly everything this season and I'm fuckin loving it This summer will tell us a lot about the long term, but am enjoying just living in the moment. The Europa League is still a waste of time for us but the Champions League is a vastly different barrell of financial monkeys. We'll see though. Long way to go yet though etc etc...<insert favourite bland football tv cliche here>

I think a lot of her success is down to Amy Winehouse coming from nowhere to make millions for her record company. There's subsequently been a whole load of females being marketed to other females for their ability to do the old "ooo I've just been dumped boohoo" routine first patented for modern generations by Dido. She's ok, am not offended by her voice but I think that females with big voices have always been around since the start of popular music and bellowing away about lost love like a pre menstural elk is nothing new really, its just its difficult to make money out of music nowadays and the market for Adele and Amy Winehouse is still willing to buy CDs in huge numbers. I think that's why it seems every time you turn the radio on you hear some Doris or other weeping into a mic. And lets face it, as men, all that is really fuckin boring after a while. Anyone who wants to hear proper boohoo stuff should try Dusty Springfield or,my particular favourite, Shara Nelsons solo stuff.

If were so far behind the likes of spurs in terms if turnover then why isn't sports direct paying the going rate for naming rights and the other advertising at the stadium? Its this sort of inconsistency that articles like this never question. As mentioned the whole lot sounds like it was written by Ashley's mum. I think this is what journo's call a "puff piece"

Who she? Never heard of her....

I think it was also a bit of a backlash from being dumped out of the uefa cup in Marseille the previous Wednesday. Sir Bob thought the crowds reaction contributed to him getting the sack, he said so in his book.