Monkeys Fist

My mate's dad is Ron Guthrie- he's rightly proud of his Fairs Cup winners medal and FA Cup winners medal from when he went to the Dark Side. He was also in Blyth Spartans' FA cup giant-killers team.

Is there no way that flight data can be centrally stored, rather than having to find the black box after cases like this? Seems mental that I can access pretty much anything on a device not much bigger than a credit card, yet flight data is still only accessible from a hard copy on board the plane itself?

Keeping my hand in

Says you, cunt.

He went home to get his fucking shine box

My neighbour's auntie's daughter's carer's cousin knows Veronica. Proper slut, apparently.

No, but it'll make Fist Jnr's first match easier for me to take hm to.

Does CT actually realise we've been relegated ?

Whilst it appears that Rafa has won the fight for control of football matters, and rightly so, I'm tempering my exuberance for now as I reckon he'll still working under similar financial constraints to his many illustrious predecessors. Even so, I reckon he's so far ahead of the managerial shite we've endured over the years that it won't be a big issue. And, did you ask CT before posting from his MySpace account ?

Looks like they need a rocket up their arse, or..... oooh, mebbe some similar explosive device.

Bite me, Member.

Relatively speaking, man, c'mon. No piss poor spelling, articulate, self deprecating and only a smidgen of good natured piss taking. He's probably worshipped as a deity on Wearside.

Phish needs to take cyanide.

"> Where's the cripple, then? Eh? EH?

What's this??? A Mackem with good craic??? Were you bitten by a radioactive Geordie.

Dammit!

Try RAC Homestart, mate.

As much as I love a bit of Led Zep, they were notorious plagiarisers. Lemon Song was "inspired" by Howlin Wolf, they were made to retrospectively credit Willie Dixon for Bring It On Home, In My Time of Dying is a traditional gospel song, recorded (though not written)by Blind Willie Johnson in 1925- Zeppelin didn't write it, as is claimed on Physical Graffiti. I'm also pretty sure that they are/were being sued by a band they played as support for in their early days touring the US, who had a song with a remarkably similar melody to Stairway to Heaven. Still a fucking awesome band, mind I'm with NJS on AC/DC- firmly in the Bon Scott camp. Best album they've made is Powerage. I will hunt down and kill anyone who disagrees

I'll keep an eye southward for the mushroom cloud when his seethe reaches critical mass.