Monkeys Fist

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Truth hurts, eh?

You've got to remember, for mackems, living in a created fantasy world totally removed from the crushing desperation of their actual existence is a survival tactic instilled in them from the first time they take Daddy's "love". Pity the young fool.

...... and they all lived happily ever after. The End. *cue happy music and dancing princesses.

Right in the feels.

* pats on head. Of course you did, kiddo.

Top work Agent Shearer. Keep it up.

Bit harsh that mind. All he's done is list a link to FB.

Silent but deadly

I've no idea if this Eurovision, but if not, it should be

Just waiting for Ashley to fuck it up now, then.

Hey, come on, they had Sewper Kev and .......Err......

My cloaca brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, Buk buk buk BUKAAAAWWW!

Do you mean cloacas?

Wait, are you saying you're a Mackem??? You devilish trickster, you had us all fooled.

When was the last time you walked past a castle on the beach?

As if he's got a lass.

Fixed

*Did. You did the same. Oy vey!

You just know this bloke is about 38, still lives with his parents, and has been a crushing disappointment to them, his mother in particular because "he didn't get an ology", and rings in to 5live after every game to have an angry rant. His one and only chance to pop his cherry was in Amsterdam, 15 years ago,at his old school mate's stag do, but he couldn't rise to the occasion and the hooker didn't charge out of sympathy. Votes UKIP.

Jenas