Monkeys Fist

John Glenn, first American to orbit Earth and oldest man in space 36yrs later aged 77, has died aged 95. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38257445

ELP proving the exception to the Spinal Tap Rule of Rock Bands. The drummer survived!

I did.

So, is it the Twat-hair, the face like a punched pasty, or both?

Denise Welch Sex Oozes. Four word nightmare.

Aye, doesn't really make sense-" I'm upset about some people insulting my friend, so I'll make a derogatory tweet about his club and tag in one of his friends. "

Christ He's a sensitive little thing , for a living,breathing wank sock.

"Cahm on my sahn, let's do ve Pardewcokey!"

Do you think it's the Twat-hair, the face like a punched pasty, or both?

"Get in the fucking taxi, bitch!"

Aye, she is a tad.

As you were, then.

I honestly don't think morale will be a problem- if anything, given the red cards being binned, I'd say we will be champing at the bit to get amongst these and give them a kicking. I agree about the play-off situation being farcical, though. The only way you could justify it is if it also applied to relegation. It'd be quite fun to see a relegation play-off, as the winners of each match dropped out, the standard would get progressively more shitty, culminating in a turd-fest of a final, ( which should be held at Villa Park).

BBC's Laura Kuenssberg named journalist of the year http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38234579

You could at least use mine, to reflect the 1m40s of hard graft googling I put in to it. Poor form, sir, poor form.

Whereas we are just too mullered to care.

Every cloud has a sexy Italian lasses thrupennies, as the saying doesn't go.

Ffs!

Merry Christmas guys, lazy fecker.

Given recent revelations, they might want to rethink using this one.