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Which just highlights how fucking useless the process is- two dodgy reds in the game, if you get one rescinded, you know you've no chance of the other, regardless of merit.

On a scale of Mackem to Nappy Rippers, how fucking small-time are these Forest fans?

Let's not forget, we had s perfectly good goal disallowed too. Moral victories are often hollow, but I'm having this one.

Fucking utter cunts do not deserve a single point, never mind three. Forest, obvs.

Wouldn't that be an automatic abandonment?

@@adios Odds this ref isn't bent as fuck. 50/56. Am I getting the hang of this?

I'm assuming you're on mobile? Go to the sky football app, on the commentary section of our game they have footage of the Shelley incident. Watch, then feel the rage coursing through your veins. Embrace it. Absorb it. Then say sorry

This is why I don't see the club having any option but to appeal- even if you look at Shelvey's action alone, it could be argued he's trying to clear his legs ( I know ) from the cheating cunt, and it's not violent behaviour. However, if it is seen as violent, then Lansbury must get a retrospective red too, after all, the ref didn't see it, did he?

How this resulted in Shelvey alone getting red is beyond me. If it's worthy of a red, they should both be off. If it's not, then the ref is out of his depth. It's not worthy of a red

Is just swore in front of my kids.

Fucking get in!

As long as you're not Ginger Quiff you should be fine.

I will. I never bet. On anything.

"Meester Fawlty, ee is a hamster?"RIP, seemed like a decent bloke.

*wanders off, muttering " fecking bookies, why not just put 1/2 then?"

This is honestly the best outcome where Aberdeen is concerned. Grim doesn't even begin to cover it.

No, not a gambler, hence odds like 20/23 mean feck all to me. This means I'd need to bet £20 to win £23, yes?

Just got home from a week grafting in The Highlands. Some phone pics of the hills and the job. https://m.imgur.com/o1qqii1,44SiusR,xnqFgTd,9JVbFL2,rpII7eM It was very nice but very Baltic.

Also, can someone explain betting odds to a lifelong non-gambler. We are 20/23 for the win, according to Skybet. Forest are 18/5. Plain English please.

Thought I might catch a few tips on hitting the falsetto notes though, since "musical theatre" is your thang.

Nowt wrong with sharks .....

Having googled "guitar tits" and fallen down that rabbit hole, here you go. Happy Boobday young buck!

3-2 to us. Gayle double and Mitro winner.

Suggestion for next game thread- " Power Mad Bog Trotting IRA Sympathisers vs Forest. ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!