Monkeys Fist

Piss Wet Through Fanny

"Daa-aad, I need to use the toilet." "Just double checking something CT Jnr"

It might progress if you stop digging it up looking for rusty spoons.

His face died about 10 years ago.

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Well done mate.

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Back-turning COWARDS!!! Nurse!

Took Fist Jnr (5) to see Zootopia. Canny show. I particularly liked the Easter eggs to The Godfather and Breaking Bad. Also, as has been said, Flash the Sloth is excellent.

I tried once. Fucked it up

Take a bow, sir.

Hmm, I think your closest one without height restrictions is Carliol Street, about 3 minutes walk away. http://www.parkopedia.mobi/parking/carpark/carliol_square/ne1/newcastle/

Correct Davide.

Whilst it's a bit freaky for Phtevie to lust after a Granny, it's absolutely Yewtree for Bunter to be rubbing his mushroom over some student doctor. ( To be fair to Phtevie, though, Helen Mirren would still get it 5 ways from Sunday)

Which hotel you staying in mate?

"Hey Anne, why the long face?"

Was indeed.

John Dan? Nowt dodgy about that.

One of the best meals I've ever had was Rabbit and Snails , in Catalonia. And not a beard or check shirt to be seen

Spacka Dan?

You've also shit yourself with a similar gay abandon.

Daddy's Cock, the absolute epitome (google it, you thick mackem cunt), of the average sunderland fan- more excited about the prospect of us going down than they are worried about the virtual certainty that they will be coming with us. Whatever our future holds, thank fuck it doesn't have Hippo Heed involved in it.