Monkeys Fist

Ffs

Also, if they stand still, he can’t see them.

That’s another £10m on Clarke’s value, surely marra?

Booooom!

Pickford advancing the limb evolution of T-rex by 65 million years in that save

Goal coming here

Also, he didn’t Ace it , judging by his movement.

Watkins coming on. Please.

Never mix your drinks mate… amateur hour tbh. 😘

Kane needs to come off now, as it’ll take him 10 minutes to get to the bench.

Great Led Zep song… @Blastronaut

Ffs. They let that kid run right across the box.

I hope you’re posting this from the thunderbox.

I live 3 miles away from Gemmill and I can smell it from here

If he started running now, he still wouldn’t be in the box for the first game of the next tournament

You should’ve posted a pic of the pristine paper, a là Daily Star, and we could all rub it for luck. Go and have another one, quick.

Did you Ace it?

Who’s that to the right of Peter Withe?

Kane’s got an electric scooter waiting in the tunnel so he can get to and from the changing rooms in time for the second half.

Kane jogging around like he’s shit himself.

It’d be a real shame if he had to come off to avoid getting a second yellow

Looks like Walker took a smack on the kneecap sliding off the pitch.

They’re so last season, dahling.