Monkeys Fist

Daft lad behind our goal

Foul on Isak?

Fuck me man, Tino

Good chance there for Gordon and Tonali

Aye, the 7a is on top rope, but he’s leading 6b comfortably so it’ll not be long before he levels them.

Son is getting on to 7a’s ( not bad for 14), his mate is around 5b-c.

Canny shiner on Gordon.

I’ll be dipping out of this thread soon as my lad and his daft mate will want picking up from Chilli Rd. at some point soon, no doubt. They’ve been climbing at Byker and are on a pizza hunt. ffs

Tsaoman Hayman? ROR…Raterz!

I think it was Micky Burns against Man City in the 1975 FA Cup 3rd round. We won 2-0, Geoff Nulty got the winner. I was 6, and I could just see over the top of the little pitchside trench, stood in the West Stand not far from the tunnel.

Are you one of these Forrins? #mugrighter

Wynn Davies, with the opener in a 2-1 win away to the Hibbies in a pre-season friendly. Sat. 03 August 1968.

Hon hon hon.

Is it a Japanese porn site?

Mrs. F. threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop constantly quoting Oasis lyrics. I said “Maybe”.

Even so, is there a large bolt-on market in Zambia?

Just wait until this approach crosses over in to your dress sense. My kids refuse to go out with me since the kilt and Crocs debacle…

If I was a gambling man, I’d put good money on them owning either a pug or a miniature Yorkie.

“She”

He did, it’s just that the gravity of Maguire’s head draws all smaller objects towards it.

That’ll only come with lots of repetitive practice. You asked and you shall receive.

If anyone hasn’t heard of Mansa Musa, I’d genuinely recommend looking him up- bloke was living the billionaire life whilst we were arguing over whether Berwick was English or Scottish. Dude was so rich, that when went on Hajj from his home in Mali to Mecca, his gift-giving on the way was so extravagant that he crashed the price of gold in places like Egypt.

I love how much puns bring out the seethe in Gemmill, but, as far as things to get angry about, it’s all about scale(s). Fin.