Monkeys Fist

As a mark of respect for my elders, I had a go at Metecting. I think I've dug up your grandparents by mistake, sorry old being. All the breasts CT.

Knight Ryder-" Whey man, ahm published in the paper aal the time, an ah've won awards forrit. " Nice one Rention

If he stuck the input cable up his nipsy, he could use his head as the speaker cone.

Babelfished your post

Jeremy Corbyn approves bombing Makom.

Kickers...... Shitkickers. But yours is better.

Aye, The lighting. Pizza Hut is infamous for its head-altering lighting.

Happy 50th Conehead.

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Tits please.

Don't tell him

If you view the free Spotify on a tablet the shuffle restrictions don't apply.

What's Brendan Fraser up to these days? King Tutankhamun's tomb: Evidence grows for hidden chamber http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-34952947

Kicky-the-Can, anyone? (We were very imaginative in our naming )

This time next year he'll be Metecting the back of his sofa for spare change. ( does a sofa last you a year, CT?)

Aye, none of this Knicky Knacky Neighbour shite. Knocky 9 Doors. Bulldog at school, which became Murderdog,which became Murderball

Kingo, with tennis balls usually.

Rattled And shitting it.

Get you with your concern for the low paid workers The future looking grim?

*phew-wipes brow ..... .....but not arse

Cellotape- the acceptable face of Middle class sniffers