Monkeys Fist

Good luck getting one of the fuckers in the right place at the right time, never mind a group. ( What would be the group term for cabbies? A Thickening?)

If only there was some kind of organisation whereby the drivers could join together to safeguard their pay and working conditions.

Terrible thing, the free market.

*rattles tin " Tenner for Duck Pizza, mate?"

So, speaking of 170 Million yr old Scottish dinosaur footprints, they just found over 100 of them on Skye. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-34976857

Staffed by Fett Gesäß Mädchen?

There's definitely an art to it. You might even say it's a kind of magic.

Fire Service unsure about whether everyone's out of the building. Newcastle shop fire: People feared trapped on upper floors http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-34975316

When it comes to punnery, Me and Fish, well, We are the champions.

It would explain some of the shit gear they use.

"Have you ever tried catching an ostrich?"

Pfft, who wants to live forever?

Just looked- that's a big old fire. The video seems to be taken outside the Settle Down cafe, top notch place that

What have you done, CT??

Big Queen fan, is he?

To what?

I'm torn between blaming the Islams or the Goths.

Oof, win!

This gave me Grammar AIDS

You forgot " but he's our colostomy bag" Btw, your avatar

Blob tester?

All this time I thought he was an "attention whore", but I'd misheard. But, he's our "a ten-chinned whore".