Monkeys Fist

Ince squirming whilst explaining why he bottled taking a pelanty was the highlight. I fucking despise Ince

You chaps can google that one yourselves .......

GUNDOGAN!!!!!!

He had one job ......

Chatting to my old man yesterday and he casually dropped in to the conversation the night him and my uncle had a few beers with John Lee Hooker.

" Stand next to it for perspective " Aye, righto.

Since most WUMS have used the fact we'll be playing them in a derogatory way, ask them if they're aware of it, and how they feel about it, and if are they looking forward to playing sunderland next season?

It's half term this week. " Dad, can we go out and do something." " No- wraiths to despatch!"

Bumpitty bump. Anyone got either of the two expansion packs? I finally got round to playing this , I'm about "no fucking idea" hours in, loving it. The reviews for the expansions seem universally excellent , wondered if any of you lot had them?

Ho Wei!

Pele is selling his entire memorabilia collection. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/31/pele-auctions-off-his-entire-football-history?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-2

Ayatollah, doing a better job in 30 odd lines than Michael Owen has or will ever do.

I'm the fucking cockney??? I'll meet you in that Mackem pub, 50p on the bar.

" Just lie under this glass coffee table for a second, mate"......

The hazards of polydactyly.

Perfect.

">Multi millionaire, could go anywhere on the planet for a holiday. Goes to Marbella He's perfect for them.

It's a classic.

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? Ba-na-na-na.