Monkeys Fist

Late to the party Here you go then

I see you are still having no luck knighting me. I have the greatest respect for you, Lizzie, but Lord, you are no nearer knighting me now than four years ago when I started.

Give us a warning before you post shocks like this.

He wants to know if it comes in Batman colours?

Happy Birthday Chezette. Fist Jnr is 6 on Saturday. He's asked for a football and a tank- a real one.

It gets better mate, give it another 6 years or so.

I saw a pair of Mackem cunts putting a leave banner up over the A19 this afternoon, just south of the A690. I may have myself a little trip on Friday , cable snips at the ready.

And CT, the view is fine up in Level 7. You need geps, you blind tit .

Antything to improve the stench though, eh?

Christ, I wish I'd seen this.

Then offered a 4 year, interest free deal on a corner set with storage pouffe..... ...... WITH NOTHING TO PAY FOR THE FIRST 12 MONTHS!!!!!

Cheers, I found this, which you might find helpful. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Fuck_Off

I'm taking Fist Jnr. to his first game next season, he's 6 next week. I was just going to get a couple of tickets in the Milburn, but what's the crack in the family enclosure- anyone been?

Life's shit when you're poverty stricken, isn't it?

It wouldn't surprise me at all to see Rafa bolster the squad predominantly with season long loans. Makes no sense to buy for the Championship.

Rayvon ripping the piss

This is my fear- once again,apathy will see the Right win.

@@@yourservice, do your thing.

A few days ago, wasn't it-offered a one year deal?

Reminds me of this which I swear blind used to be " drink beer and smoke tabs at the strawberry", with a picture of two pissheads arm in arm.