Monkeys Fist

Are you religious Wolfy? I'm curious, because I'm wondering how this ice-capped rock hemisphere , with a pressurised atmosphere, came to be formed? Was the atmosphere there, then it froze? Did the ice form first? If so, what pressurised the atmosphere? Did a god blow through a hole in the ice, like you would a balloon? If so, where's the balloon knot? Is it Uranus? I'll settle for you explaining how the earth was formed, and how old it is.

Pfft, Jews don't exist man.

That'll be a reflection Chez, off the ice dome. Where the planets are painted on.

..... and have you told them how immature it is......

The entire universe is inside Carole Vorderman's arse.

" Dictionary Corner?? I can't see a corner with my own eyes, so they're trying to pull the wool over my eyes!" I'll have a vowel please Carole... And another… And another… And a consonant please..... And another… And another… And another… And a vowel… And another… UOUDFGHOU. I've got a seven letter word, Richard - its ' pizza'. I can't see bottom letters because the denpressure is making it opaque"

I'll bet he still watches Countdown.

Can I have my boot back, you noisy twat?

How do you know they're up early?Are you up then too? What are you up to? What are they up to? Nurse!!

Where?

I'm sorry to have to do this, but you all know too much.

Is that the "Earth Liggy" theory?

"Just the tip, honest"

I don't think you realise the gravity of the situation.

Picky, picky , picky.

You'll be needing Ohhh Yeah's walk-in freezer for your arsehole on Monday.

No I didn't.

Here you go then, as you asked.

I'm serious. That's me posting on that forum. You can think it's you if you want to, but open your mind and you'll maybe begin to see that you don't exist. You are a figment of my twisted imagination.

Ok then, there's something I've been thinking deeply about recently. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day.