Monkeys Fist
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in General Chat
Lost a stone since my wee argument with my heart in September. Swimming and slightly improved diet. Aiming to drop another. -
" couldn't find any coconut milk, so mixed some milk and peanut butter. "
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Btw, those burgers will be getting BBQed at some point this weekend.
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"Shredded bacon? Is that like bacon breakfast cereal? Can I get it in Asda?"
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
Even if they beat us 4-0, Hart will have had a stinker -
The lift scene
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Couldn't catch pigeon, used KFC instead.
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Microwaving the shit out of it.
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I finished with the bitch aaaaaages ago, too.
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That is rather good.
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Still in Narnia then, Chubster?
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Ffs, fish you twat.
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The patella in this thread stinks.
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Is there anything that fat mess won't do for publicity?
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18, 22, 25, and 28 are beards, proper ones. The rest are bumfluff. Btw, Guisseppe Rossi
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Does the Lion of Gosforth have toesticles?
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Fucking hipster.
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You getting picked up in a pink Cadillac?
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You were right the first time. I get Mrs. Fist to hoy some dentures up her snapper and we re-enact Boba's death scene.
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7. Stop it.
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5. When it's been roasted.
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Did you ask for it?
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Happy Birthday mate, Ant beat me to the Tits. And, pics of the Boba Fett dressing gown please.