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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Yeah, good points ....... Ffs.
  2. Never mind that shit- child labour laws have (perhaps) been broken here. I'm potentially outraged.
  3. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Do you think we don't know this? It's "poke sticks at the nutter" type fun.
  4. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Bastards! I only took my foil hat off for a minute, too.
  5. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Discounting your mental health for a minute, if you were as close as she, would that be close enough for you?
  6. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Pfft, you haven't taken into account refraction due to Sun crystals and the distorting effects of the negative colour spectrum. Amateurish.
  7. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Is that because the density of the flatmosphere hasn't blocked our view of the bottom of the rocket, or are you just guessing?
  8. Daughter wants to go to Flamingoland for her birthday tomorrow. Are all these two-wheeled drug fiends going to get in my way?
  9. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    What exactly would you be looking for on your pre-launch inspection then Wolfy? I did not know you were a rocket engineer.
  10. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    Give NASA a call: 0800 LOONALERT.
  11. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-28153130
  12. Ant rolls up to work tomorrow in his new motor
  13. Monkeys Fist

    Earth.

    I reckon you might have nicked it from the flat earth forums.
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