Monkeys Fist

Ok then, there's something I've been thinking deeply about recently. I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day.

It's fucking gone now!

Aye, there's a reason for that.

It's the quiz with added whizz!

Is that why you've tried to pass off other peoples theories as your own? And why you've welshed the bet with Renton?

But...... But...... There's one in my garden, I've seen it. Physical evidence.

Because he's been sussed as a total plagiarist. And he's also totally ignoring Rentons query as to why he isn't honouring their bet that he lost. I'd say he's under a bit of denpressure

Nah, bird fountain.

This looks familiar

CT will be delighted that we weigh nothing

Tell us what denpressure is then, Wolfy. In your own words.

I still don't understand.

He has thought deeply about the word "renege", and realises that we all have the wrong interpretation of it. It actually means "totally ignored". Open your minds sheeple, like what I have.

Bugger.

You haven't explained how atmospheric pressure alone, as you claim, causes water to flow downhill on a concave disc.

Stick some chilli flakes up it's hoop.

Just get a moggy and bleach the fucker.

He's away blowing into a saucer. Mrs. Wolfy- " Have you been on that interweb again??"

Nationality doesn't matter, you Mackem skank.

Hmm, so I think we might have a problem here then. If, as you say, the force which causes water to flow downhill is atmospheric pressure, then it doesn't work, does it? The greatest atmospheric pressure will be at the bottom of the hill, the least at the top, as you say. With no other force acting upon it, water would then flow uphill, from the greatest pressure to the least. You can test this by putting a teaspoon of water in the middle of a plate and gently blowing straight down on it through a straw. The water will escape the increase in pressure by going out to the sides of the plate- uphill. In your model, it can't be atmospheric pressure making the rivers flow downhill, must be something else. My guess is lizards.

So, mice live in, and breath a much denser air? What if I took one up in a hot air balloon, would the poor little furry bastard explode?

Atmospheric pressure you say? Interesting. Do you think the pressure is the same everywhere, or does it increase the more atmosphere there is pushing down on you? i.e. The higher up you go, the less the atmospheric pressure?

But then you wouldn't see any part of the ship. According to what you're saying, it's the distance away from you that makes it impossible to see the ship, right?The mast is the same distance away, how can we see that, but not the hull?