Monkeys Fist

Ant has done the decent thing. (If anyone can find a pic of the lass in my avatar with her chebs oot, that'd be great )

Never mind, we can rebuild you. We have the technology. We can make you better than you were. Better, stronger, faster. Na na na nah....... Na na na, ner ner ner nah!

Cheers Gents. As an elder I feel I ought to say that this board was all fields when I was a girl.

Congratulations mate. Think back to last week when you went to bed and got 6-8 hrs kip. Cherish that memory.

I'd say you need to do this more often. Frees the mind.

Is that last one Wolfy's?

They'll all fall out. Due to gravity. You focken loon.

Denpressure

FYP.

Asteroids never hit us? "They" recovered what was left from the bottom of the lake it landed in.

Know where he can get one?

http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/

At least it's got a roof

Explain to me how you came to your conclusions about giants and dinosaurs etc. What is it based on?

Dinosaurs were just little lizards to the giants who built Stonehenge as a place to park their huge, ancient arses. Two pints of whatever you're having, please.

Not a good sign, is it?

No mate. It doesn't. If you can explain how your version of earth formed, I'll be impressed.

Whereas a half sphere topped with a magic ice dome, with a mystery-carbon burning sun at its centre , that projects the moon and stars through magic crystals is a much more reasonable proposition.

So if something is small and light enough, it'll never hit the ground?Perpetual flight- sorted. Agreed?

Where's the tits?

" yeah, I fought Fanni was a bit sloppy at times, Gary. "