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    Oh, no !! A salt on the street!
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    Fyp
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    Not the best week for Pardew to address free headers.
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    He's a nutter. I'll get me coat.
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    Not guilty
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    Headbutt cancer. Inevitable.
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    You'll have to kerb the gym visits, take things at a more pedestrian pace. You'll have time watch stuff like this though
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    Understandably, he mightn't see the funny side. Tread carefully. He's probably exhausted.
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    Thought I'd bump this thread. Sorry to hear you're feeling a bit run down Gloomy. You know we're always here if you want to torque.
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    First comment
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    http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xzqfgf_the-comic-strip-presents-the-strike_fun
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    Unless you've hidden his legs.
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    Isn't it the Oscars tonight? In other news, Yank teen fucks cheese toastie. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4885133/
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    Speaking of which, He forgot to unplug his laptop from the overhead projector and inadvertently projected pornography onto the wall as a result. The professor was caught searching for pictures of naked women without arms or legs, according to Swiss newspaper 20 minutes. The professor, who had worked at the university for 40 years, has been sacked for watching pornography on a work computer.
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    Even better, means we can.
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    Sundays on the internet.
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    Can't be. Count the fingers.
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    MP in honesty shock.
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    Chebs!
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    Caught the last 10 minutes of Question of Sport the other week where Ratboy was on the same team as Harmison. They barely looked at each other
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    Boom! 3-1 The sister exodus begins. If anyone has a spare shed to put one up for a couple of days please help. It'll cost you no more than a few Gregg's and a clothes peg for your nose.
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    Futurologist PC for gypo.
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    Nervous. I was driving home pissed last night and think I might have knocked someone's pet dog over.
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    There's going to be some sore sisters tonight
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