Monkeys Fist

It did. They aren't allowed firearms on site ( excepting MPs and guard duty), but it seems the bloke just strolled to the local Death shop and bought himself a 9mm pistol. (Being Texas, it probably came free with an iPad or something.)

Nah, different one. This one doesn't like wraps, or for that matter, tortillas.

Busy day in Merika, 3 dead in a shooting at Fort Hood, Texas ( the second incident there following the 2009 shootings). It's reported that the shooter, who shot himself, bought the 9mm pistol at a local store..... You know, like you would a phone or a pint of milk. FFS. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26863033 Also, on the same day, gunshots reported on campus at Kent State University. No casualties and suspect arrested http://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-79805549/

J69'd your post.

Pam Ayres does.

Congratumalations, Smuggy McSmugknickers.

Clearly over excited.

Or not.

Just found this, it's a year old, but new to me http://m.101greatgoals.com/blog/bbc-radio-call-up-ex-sunderland-defender-michael-gray-get-a-scottish-student-who-blags-an-interview/

No mention of his joining Fanny Rats Anonymous? Biased journo.

Still, you getting laid tonight?

Sorry mate, posted from my phone so didn't see them.

Also just to remind people http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/29336-post-a-picture-of-something-shit-on-wearside/?p=1081277

Deaf- that's why he gave up being Pope

Farewell, sweet prince nutjob. https://encyclopediadramatica.es/VonHelton Edit: link includes minge ads, so NSFW.

There's only one Dirty Harry ( I did not know Clint turned down the Bond role , offered to him after Connery, as he thought it should be an English actor's role Would've been great. " The name's ..... I have no name" )

I think it's safe to assume that CT's receding button mushroom has now gone into "tunnel mode" and he's rapidly growing himself a minge.

I hear he drinks in Cleadon- calls it "Cleading" though, to his "marras".

Stevie's your man for that HMHM. He's gone full Sand Dancer.

And for that, I thank you