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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist

    Golf

    Aye,the few times I've worked in an office, the secretaries were oddly reluctant to listen to my tales of how I'd sunk my dimpled balls in various holes at the weekend. Even less so when I tried to say how many strokes I'd managed it in.
  2. Who's the big daft looking bogtrotter on the right?
  3. Would've made a pleasant change for him, shooting as opposed to being shot.
  4. Aye, and every time he fucks up, between now and that long distant day he fucks off, whatever money kindly Mike has to put in to stave off disaster will be added to it. He has us over the barrel, lubed up and cheeks spread.
  5. That's another excellent, if depressing, article from George.
  6. Ahead of the curve- now collapsed, pissed as fuck on 3 Erdingers, pants round his ankles on the conservatory floor, porn clips open on his laptop, ready to be found by Mrs. Tree. " Oh Tubbs. Not again...."
  7. Goat in a Coat on a Boat still Afloat who could gloat, shot by his mate, Raoul Moat- mental stoat.
  8. The Shearer transfer announced us to the world, so for that alone, he wins.
  9. No, but neither do I want Freddy's snout back in the trough.
  10. Thanks but no thanks Frederick.
  11. Packs of feral Chihuahuas terrorising neighbourhoods in Phoenix , Arizona. http://www.geekosystem.com/feral-chihuahuas-in-pheonix/
  12. (Saw it. Impressive. Considering rockets don't work in space. )
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