Monkeys Fist

Posh Blyth then

" Hello? Is it my sage, fatherly advice you're looking for?" http://www.countryweekly.com/news/lionel-richie-sends-billy-ray-cyrus-some-fatherly-advice

Well done to you and the mrs.

Do you mean "Get at 'em Hatem"

Pimms o'clock ?

Fair play.

Easy as pi

Oh - oh! Pint of wife beater!

Sold in January then

Very gracious. Have a night in with a Balti, a can of Bank's and watch Big Stan.

Cracking result that. I hope Ant and Dec were watching

Naturally. Never tried one with stottie, noted in the " Heston Fist Experimental Recipes" book.

I've always preferred unsliced white for fish finger butties.

whoosh

Not made much of an impression, have you not ?

Beef?

">Balls or Minge, why choose?

Plough those hookers!

"Given that its a trademark characteristic of the undead, I think we should be concerned about any real estate agent who doesnt have a reflection."

JawD's attempts to walk in a straight line to the centre circle.

"Some foreign cunts- Costcutter, Barista and Maldova , hush hush Mikey boy"