Monkeys Fist

Reminds me of that classic Beach Boys track. “ Help Me Louise”

There a pound signs involved. Wolf Jerky only deals in pennies.

Some familiar faces there

I don’t.

I’m seeing this ending up as a Wolf of Boldon scenario, with CT off his lips on Bongludes, trying to open the door of his taxi with his foot, whilst Big Crypto is siphoning his accounts. Margo Robbie does not get her blart out, though.

I’m trying to convince the little shite that Lezzet is Greek, but he’s digging his heels in on the Greek thing. Stubborn wee feck.

I think he got a message from the scammers and misunderstood “ Show us your ring, or else”

Amirite?????

Sounds like Yorkshire/Lancashire. Hard to tell the difference

Greek gaff’s in the city centre please gents - Mrs, Jnr, and I are getting our Soutzoukakia on this Saturday.

Aye, me too, and several tens of thousands others as well.

Well, it’s a sad day in the Kinnear household …

How could I ever refuse?

Watched one the most bizarre films last night. Not bizarre in its subject matter or anything, but more bizarre as in “wtf is this?” Nobody. 2021. Bob Odenkirk is a retired hitman. Doc Brown is his ageing father. Gladiator’s posh bit on the side plays his wife. It’s like the Equalizer, in that he is a one-man killing machine, but it has moments of comedy too. I just wasn’t sure if it was a serious “badass” movie or a spoof. I quite enjoyed it, tbf, once you get past Bob Odenkirk as a hitman, and the finale is fucking hilarious.

Life on the poverty line, eh? Please don’t be shy when it all goes tits up My lass has some useful contacts in sunderlands homeless shelters.

I agree. We need a bit of seriousness in the Funny Pictures Thread…

The weather hasn’t been conducive to digging up rusty spoons lately.

A finely balanced game between two teams, each vying for a European spot, each with their own problems to address. 5-0 to us. We always beat these cunts.

He’s like their Quiff, constantly in denial that he’s been cucked by the one he loves.

Btw, note it’s “our member “ as opposed to “one of our members”

I’d drink a glass of milk every night before bed, but I’d get these weird nightmares where I had no feet and was stuck in a nest of giant, social insects ( like termites). Turns out I had Lack Toes n’ Taller Ants.